My fish saga (part 2 -- long)

Well girls, I decided to give you an update on our fish. I mentioned that we got 2 on Saturday and my dear hubby has been like a mother hen clucking over his chicks and has had his nose plastered to the tank ever since.

Last night he tells me that we have to GET RID OF THEM and that he's GOING TO FLUSH THEM because they are freaking out in there and are making him a nervous wreck and this tank is supposed to be relaxing!!! WTF???? IS HE KIDDING ME?????? I didn't know whether to kill him or laugh, so since he had such a stricken look on his face, I burst out laughing!! I told him he's nuts and that if he took his nose out of the tank, he'd be much better off. The reason these fish are freaking is because they see their reflection and think that there are 2 other fish in there w/them and only stay in one spot (but are frantic). My wonderful anal hubby thinks they are going to drop dead and that one of them is going to end up in the filter. Well, so be it -- if the wacky thing wants to kill himself, let him, but they'll be no flushing by you!!!!

Not for nothing, but we've spent over a hundred bucks to get this thing started, does he really think I'm letting him ditch the fish???!!!! OH and the best is, he tells me 'you were right Baby, we should've gotten nice, pretty fish'!!! He IS kidding me, right?

Every night is an adventure lately, I wonder what tonight's is?

Oh this is soooo funny!!!!!! i cant wait to find out what happens next!! LOL.,.

I won a fish at the bellmore fair on Sat night!!! i bought a square aquarium like bowl,,, its on the book case...i told DH that if he thinks that he is going to bring one of those monster algea eaters in the house he will be sleeping in the car with the fish and the eater! i know its a goldfish, and they are dirty but this little fish poops more than i have ever seen any living thing poop!!

OH MY GOODNESS! I can't believe he wants to commit fish-ocide!

I think once he gives them their space he'll see that they'll be FINE, and then maybe he can relax. Oh man, he's too much!!!

This is a riot, FISH OCD ! LOL. Hes obsessed with these fish ! Tell him to leave them be !
Tell him theres a petition online for him not to commit fish-o-cide ! (good word jenn !!)

Thanks Anna, I'm thinking of calling the Websters dictionary people and seeing if I can have it added.

LOL, i think some made-up words are better than Websters, who are they to say what should be a REAL Word ?? LOL. I used to make up words all the time, and i get a kick out of funny ones, the other nite DH was talking about some guys at work that were clowning around, and he said 'them yuckles !' I was LMAO, I Was like 'GREAT WORD !! I LOVE IT YUCKLES YUCKLES!!' and he didnt even realize he just made up a word ! I even like it better than SHMUCKLE (is that a word, or did we make that up too ? )

How about we start a BEBSTERS Dictionary ?

Oh, I have a bunch of 'Deb-isms' to add!! Some are clean, some aren't!

FYI, the fish are still living -- freaking out still, but living!!

Bebsters Dictionary... I love it!

Deb, please share your Debisms!