My new name is Dorfus PottyTush. What's yours??

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Posted by Love4Eva

Married Name: Snickel ChickenSniffer

DH is Dumbo ChickenSniffer LOL - wer'e Snickel and Dumbo ChickenSniffer!!!

Maiden Name: Snickel PottyChunks (eeew)

I guess my married name is much Better!!!!!!

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Posted by Love4Eva

Married Name: Snickel ChickenSniffer

DH is Dumbo ChickenSniffer LOL - wer'e Snickel and Dumbo ChickenSniffer!!!

Maiden Name: Snickel PottyChunks (eeew)

I guess my married name is much Better!!!!!!

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Posted by diva7531

snickle chicken-sniffer!!!!



ETA: forgot about my married name

snickle potty-dunkin!

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Posted by ligirlz

I thought this was hilarious and I know all you girls will enjoy this with all the drama going on.

ENJOY!!!



LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to f riends and family and
co-workers .

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.


And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer !

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...




So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first n ame to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snoot y
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

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Posted by PegaLega

Dumbo Flippin Hump


Love the hump part and I used to love Dumbo

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