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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Montecassino went
to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in
the confessional, the man said, 'Father ... During World War II, a beautiful
Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me
to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'
The priest replied, 'That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have
no need to confess that.'
There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice onSundays.'
The priest said, 'By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger.
However, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the
weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you
are indeed forgiven.'
'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question.'
'And what is that, my son?' asked the priest.
'Should I tell her the war is over?'
to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in
the confessional, the man said, 'Father ... During World War II, a beautiful
Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me
to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'
The priest replied, 'That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have
no need to confess that.'
There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice onSundays.'
The priest said, 'By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger.
However, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the
weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you
are indeed forgiven.'
'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question.'
'And what is that, my son?' asked the priest.
'Should I tell her the war is over?'
