Newlywed Forward from DH

>>
>> Married Life
>>
>> A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married
>>to other
>> > people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a
>> > transcontinental train.
>> >
>> > Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they
>>were
>> > both
>> > very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk
and
>> she
>>in the
>> > lower.
>> >
>> > At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying,
>>'Ma'am,
>> > I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
>> > into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold.'
>> >
>> > 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's
>>pretend that
>> > we're married.'
>> >
>> > 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
>> >
>> > 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f------ blanket!'
>> >
>> > And then, after a moment of silence, he farted.