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Not so much a question as it is sharing a story!


Share a funny drunk moment you had with DH...


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The other night I went out with work and got home and was so hungry. That kind of drunk hungry where you have to eat everything in front of you. So naturally I start ripping apart veal cutlets that I made the night before with my hands while waiting for mashed potatoes to be warmed up in the microwave (classy). The whole time my DH is in the kitchen trying to get me to just come to bed. After the mashed potatoes explode in the microwave from being in there so long, DH again tries to get me to just go to bed. I then decide to make a bagel with cream cheese. DH gives up and just goes inside saying Im too drunk to even try to talk to. So I finish making the bagel and decide its a good idea to bring it in the bed to eat it. As Im drunk and stumbling into the bed while trying to balance the plate with the bagel, it slides off the plate and drops onto my DHs head, cream cheese side down ... Needless to say - he wasnt happy, especially after I lost it and starting hysterically laughing while the dogs were trying to jump on the bed to eat the dropped bagel ...

Drunk stories with Shaun usually end in him pissing on something and me screaming at him...

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Posted by AngnShaun



Drunk stories with Shaun usually end in him pissing on something and me screaming at him...

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haha. I had an exboyfriend who was absolutely obsessed with his fishtank. It was one of those huge ones with all these crazy big weird fish ... He pissed in it then called me his ex gf's name as I was trying to get him to stop. That relationship didnt last too long.

We dont have too many drunk stories together..he is always the designated driver. The story usually ends with him bring me my special 'puke bucket' and putting me to sleep. Then...he proceeds to stay the hell away fro me for at least 8 hours. Yay!

Let's see, it's tradition in my family that all the women in the family go out for drinks after bridal showers. Mine was no different, we went out for drinks and I got plastered. By the time they took me home, I couldn't get my key in the lock to my front door. My aunt had to get out of the car and come over and open my front door for me. After that, I got upstairs, sat down on the couch and promptly fell asleep. I woke up with my chin resting on my boobs listening to someone holding down the doorbell. For some reason, I ignored the doorbell entirely and got into bed. After about an hour, my poor darling DHhad to break into the house by climbing the fence and pulling himself onto the porch and letting himself in through there. At this point, he attempted to get into bed but I wouldn't let him. I threw out my arms and legs and rolled around the bed telling him 'This is MY bed and you cannot sleep in it!' And I didn't let up. Eventually, DH went and slept on the couch.

classic! i would've been rolling on the floor, laughing so hard. then running for my life!

oh gosh we have drunk stories every wknd lol

i guess one of the funniest happened on wedding night

dh tried to help me take off my wedding gown .. .i was sorta wasted (i started binge drinking at the hotel after party lol)

anyway i told him to leave me alone bc i was going to wear my wedding gown forever lol

On Christmas Eve, DH & I had some drinks (well A LOT of drinks for me!) while we were out, and then more when we came home.

Both of us really had to pee..mind you...we have TWO bathrooms in our house..this should not have been a problem...

DH & I race to the bathroom... he beats me there and starts unbuckling...I had to go so bad...

I picked him up. Placed him outside of the bathroom. Locked him out.