oh dear lord...

my GF is watching my maniac son this afternoon and she just text messaged me:

'Our hood is trashy!! Some 12 year old britney is shaking it down at the park'

I texted her back:
'throw her some singles.. make it rain on dem hoe.'

another reason why my son is going to HS in a bubble.

What amazed me about that story is that grandfather knew how to text message and knows who Britney is

Then I read it 2 more times. Bang head, rinse & repeat. I'm a moron.

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Posted by carolinebr

What amazed me about that story is that grandfather knew how to text message and knows who Britney is

Then I read it 2 more times. Bang head, rinse & repeat. I'm a moron.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

however, I came from this man's nuts:


his text would be a phone call and his phone call would be (in a THICK queens accent):

'Caroloin, it's your fawtha... theres some dirtbag kid in the pawk.'

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Posted by carolinep24

my GF is watching my maniac son this afternoon and she just text messaged me:

'Our hood is trashy!! Some 12 year old britney is shaking it down at the park'

I texted her back:
'throw her some singles.. make it rain on dem hoe.'

another reason why my son is going to HS in a bubble.

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haha

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Posted by carolinep24

'Caroloin, it's your fawtha... theres some dirtbag kid in the pawk.'

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Reading that made me think of THIS guy:

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Posted by carolinep24

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Posted by carolinebr

What amazed me about that story is that grandfather knew how to text message and knows who Britney is

Then I read it 2 more times. Bang head, rinse & repeat. I'm a moron.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

however, I came from this man's nuts:


his text would be a phone call and his phone call would be (in a THICK queens accent):

'Caroloin, it's your fawtha... theres some dirtbag kid in the pawk.'

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Where do you live? Sounds like my neighborhood

Home School him... that's all I have to say!!!!

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

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Posted by carolinep24

'Caroloin, it's your fawtha... theres some dirtbag kid in the pawk.'

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Reading that made me think of THIS guy:

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who IS that?

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Posted by RadiantBride


Where do you live? Sounds like my neighborhood

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flushing, queens.

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Posted by sugarkube4

Home School him... that's all I have to say!!!!

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I'm telling you, I'm raising him in a bubble