Seriously, what the hell is going on with the boards lately
Im dying and I need some entertainment....come on ladies this is killing me
PegaLega
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hey Marie, do your farts make noise???
Brian and Marie
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hey Marie, do your farts make noise???
For the most part they are EXTREMELY loud but not that smelly!! Brian and my sister (whom I lived with all my life till Brian) can vouch for me!!
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OMG come on, half the time I would swear DH ate something that hasnt left his body and is just rotting away
and of course you gotta love when DH farts in bed then pulls the covers over you... ewwwwww thats sooo nasty
he doesnt pull that anymore, he did once and i pushed him and he fell off the bed and smashed his head on the night stand it was hilarious
the other night I woke up to his stench, i seriously threw up in my mouth
Its distgusting
oh that is hilarious!! i love kicking DH off the bed and watching him fall on his @ss.. its only when he farts
Brian and Marie
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When I was younger my Mom had names for them.....
A tiny one was a 'little blitz' all the way up to atomic bombs!! Oh and there were the missles!!
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hey Marie, do your farts make noise???
For the most part they are EXTREMELY loud but not that smelly!! Brian and my sister (whom I lived with all my life till Brian) can vouch for me!!
so you are saying you dont have SBD farts??
DeannaNDave07
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everytime Dave farts or anyone else for that matter... he will yell out SHOTS FIRED! MAN DOWN! omg its soooo funny, i cant help but laugh
Brian and Marie
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hey Marie, do your farts make noise???
For the most part they are EXTREMELY loud but not that smelly!! Brian and my sister (whom I lived with all my life till Brian) can vouch for me!!
so you are saying you dont have SBD farts??
OH NO...a SBD will slip here and there BUT for the most part they are EXTREMELY loud and non-smelley!! winkwink-very proud of myself!!
PegaLega
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
werock0709
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Mine don't make any noise, they just go phhhoooff.Like air. But I pull the covers over, and my husband gets the can of Glade, and says ' OMG Honey, what happened?'
Brian and Marie
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everytime Dave farts or anyone else for that matter... he will yell out SHOTS FIRED! MAN DOWN! omg its soooo funny, i cant help but laugh
too funny!!
Brian and Marie
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
PegaLega
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When I was younger my Mom had names for them.....
A tiny one was a 'little blitz' all the way up to atomic bombs!! Oh and there were the missles!!
they had names
PegaLega
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved
Our pit bulls farts have woken me up from a DEAD sleep!!
PegaLega
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved
Our pit bulls farts have woken me up from a DEAD sleep!!
My dog is a pit bull...must run in their genes or something
DeannaNDave07
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved
oh man... doggie farts are just nasty.. now they have SBD farts
DeannaNDave07
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved
Our pit bulls farts have woken me up from a DEAD sleep!!
My dog is a pit bull...must run in their genes or something
mine is a pit mix!! must be the breed
PegaLega
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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved
oh man... doggie farts are just nasty.. now they have SBD farts
I think it followed me
Brian and Marie
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Speaking of following you......Brian walked in our bedroom b4 and I asked him if he farted and he said a minute ago in the other room! That sh!t followed him
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Yeah...... Darrens farts linger EVERYWHERE!!! NOT fair