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OMG I am soooo bored!

Original post by PegaLega

Seriously, what the hell is going on with the boards lately

Im dying and I need some entertainment....come on ladies this is killing me
PegaLega Posted:

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hey Marie, do your farts make noise???

Brian and Marie Posted:

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hey Marie, do your farts make noise???



For the most part they are EXTREMELY loud but not that smelly!! Brian and my sister (whom I lived with all my life till Brian) can vouch for me!!
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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OMG come on, half the time I would swear DH ate something that hasnt left his body and is just rotting away






and of course you gotta love when DH farts in bed then pulls the covers over you... ewwwwww thats sooo nasty



he doesnt pull that anymore, he did once and i pushed him and he fell off the bed and smashed his head on the night stand it was hilarious

the other night I woke up to his stench, i seriously threw up in my mouth

Its distgusting



oh that is hilarious!! i love kicking DH off the bed and watching him fall on his @ss..
its only when he farts
Brian and Marie Posted:

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When I was younger my Mom had names for them.....

A tiny one was a 'little blitz' all the way up to atomic bombs!! Oh and there were the missles!!
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

hey Marie, do your farts make noise???



For the most part they are EXTREMELY loud but not that smelly!! Brian and my sister (whom I lived with all my life till Brian) can vouch for me!!



so you are saying you dont have SBD farts??
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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everytime Dave farts or anyone else for that matter... he will yell out SHOTS FIRED! MAN DOWN! omg its soooo funny, i cant help but laugh
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie


Posted by PegaLega

hey Marie, do your farts make noise???



For the most part they are EXTREMELY loud but not that smelly!! Brian and my sister (whom I lived with all my life till Brian) can vouch for me!!



so you are saying you dont have SBD farts??



OH NO...a SBD will slip here and there BUT for the most part they are EXTREMELY loud and non-smelley!! winkwink-very proud of myself!!
PegaLega Posted:

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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!
werock0709 Posted:

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Mine don't make any noise, they just go phhhoooff.Like air. But I pull the covers over, and my husband gets the can of Glade, and says ' OMG Honey, what happened?'
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

everytime Dave farts or anyone else for that matter... he will yell out SHOTS FIRED! MAN DOWN! omg its soooo funny, i cant help but laugh




too funny!!
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!



Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie

When I was younger my Mom had names for them.....

A tiny one was a 'little blitz' all the way up to atomic bombs!! Oh and there were the missles!!



they had names
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!



Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!



yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie


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talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!



Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!



yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved



Our pit bulls farts have woken me up from a DEAD sleep!!
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie


Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Brian and Marie


Posted by PegaLega

talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!



Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!



yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved



Our pit bulls farts have woken me up from a DEAD sleep!!



My dog is a pit bull...must run in their genes or something
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Brian and Marie


Posted by PegaLega

talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!



Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!



yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved




oh man... doggie farts are just nasty..
now they have SBD farts
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Brian and Marie


Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Brian and Marie


Posted by PegaLega

talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!



Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!



yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved



Our pit bulls farts have woken me up from a DEAD sleep!!



My dog is a pit bull...must run in their genes or something



mine is a pit mix!! must be the breed
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by DeannaNDave07


Posted by PegaLega


Posted by Brian and Marie


Posted by PegaLega

talk about farts......my dog is laying next to me sleeping and she is dreaming and just farted!



Now Doggie farts ALWAYS smell!!



yea no shiit...literally, I got up and moved




oh man... doggie farts are just nasty..
now they have SBD farts



I think it followed me
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Speaking of following you......Brian walked in our bedroom b4 and I asked him if he farted and he said a minute ago in the other room! That sh!t followed him
werock0709 Posted:

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Yeah...... Darrens farts linger EVERYWHERE!!! NOT fair

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