OMG I forgot to tell you all this story--you might pee yourself!
MJDoc12
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OMG I forgot to tell you all this story--you might pee yourself!
Sooooo let me share this gem with you--its a definite sign I need to LEAVE this apartment.
DH and I went to sleep the nite before last, around 1230ish. We're sleeping soundly and suddenly I think I'm dreaming cause I hear what sounds like someone pounding the shiz on our front door. I mean its like CRAZY POUNDING. I look at the clock, its 3:30am! I hear someone shouting....and then I wake up enough to understand they are saying 'THIS IS THE POLICE!!!! POLICE DEPARTMENT OPEN UP!!!'
Um, it take all the strenght for me NOT to crap myself. My first thought was 'Holy shiit the house must be on fire!' (We live in a basement apartment of our landlord's house.) I look at the cat and consider grabbing him and running--however I'm onlly wearing panties and a camisole. But I digress.....
DH sits up in the bed and before he can get out of bed, we see our front door open (you can see it from the bedroom) and a cop walks into our living room with his gun out and flashlight on, flashing all over the place. Yeah, the pooop and pee are dying to unleash onto my bed. The cop is shouting 'Police Department is there anyone in here?'
DH jumps out of bed and says 'We live here!' He also says that he's a cop and shows his ID to the officer. It turns out the our landlord, who has been on vacay this past week, has a home security system. It must have somehow been tripped and the alarm company was notified. No one was home upstairs when they called, so the cops were alerted. He didn't see any lights on at the house--but did see our cars so he came around back and saw the basement steps and came down. DH forgot to lock the door, so he just came right in.
We still have NO IDEA how the alarm was tripped and I spent the rest of the night scared shiitless that someone could be trying to break into their place and therefore would have access to ours. DH took his gun and checked out the property outside and stuff--but I was stil terrified.
Yeah--thank GOD we are moving this weekend, cause I feel like its a SIGN we need to leave that place!!!!!!
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OMGGGGG!!! how scary!! i would have sh*t myself!!
DH & i used to live in a basement apartment & i used to be scared of ppl breaking into our landlords house all the time b/c they totally had access to our apt!!
gald everything is okay!!
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holy cr@p. yea im really weird about being woken up if im in a deep relaxing sleep...i get startled really easily so id have FREAKED OUT and panicked. How weird. Id still be scared they missed something, how the heck did he system trip?! and what if you were both nakey or doin the deed. how akward!
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holy cr@p. yea im really weird about being woken up if im in a deep relaxing sleep...i get startled really easily so id have FREAKED OUT and panicked. How weird. Id still be scared they missed something, how the heck did he system trip?! and what if you were both nakey or doin the deed. how akward!
you know whats nuts??
this is the SECOND TIME that has happened! the last time it was at like 7pm on a week nite--and no one was home upstairs.....and the cops showed up saying the alarm went off!
it makes me at that so much cause how does that happen 2x in just a couple of months??
yeah---friday can't come fast enough when i get the keys to the new place
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holy cr@p. yea im really weird about being woken up if im in a deep relaxing sleep...i get startled really easily so id have FREAKED OUT and panicked. How weird. Id still be scared they missed something, how the heck did he system trip?! and what if you were both nakey or doin the deed. how akward!
you know whats nuts??
this is the SECOND TIME that has happened! the last time it was at like 7pm on a week nite--and no one was home upstairs.....and the cops showed up saying the alarm went off!
it makes me at that so much cause how does that happen 2x in just a couple of months??
yeah---friday can't come fast enough when i get the keys to the new place
what the. thats sketchy! all the more reason to get the heck outta there!!! good for you guys.
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I would have been FREAKED. Definitely would have peed myself and then confessed to every law I ever broke - made a right on red, rolling stop, speeding, stealing candy from Cheap John's when I was 10 yrs old....
I am petrified of police officers (and my bro is SCPD).
Glad it was nothing serious. Next time you should sleep nekkid and blind the officers with your melons.
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That's crazy. I'm glad you're moving too.
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Posted by LuvMyAlfonse
I would have been FREAKED. Definitely would have peed myself and then confessed to every law I ever broke - made a right on red, rolling stop, speeding, stealing candy from Cheap John's when I was 10 yrs old....
I am petrified of police officers (and my bro is SCPD).
Glad it was nothing serious. Next time you should sleep nekkid and blind the officers with your melons.
my poo cat--i was holding him so tight -- he might have busted a rib
and i love that you just referenced Cheap John's. cause I think everyone stole candy from that place at one time or another.
**sigh** I miss Cheap John's and his funky moustache.
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OMG that is insane, i cant even imagine being woken up like that. I would've been so scared to go back to bed.
Thank god everything was ok
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I need to add that he's lucky my cat didn't go old school on his ***!!!! He's got the reflexes of a PUMA!
Heck--who'd mess with THIS?
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I would have had a heart attack and shat my pants OMG that is so scary.
When I was younger I went outside at around 9pm to get something out of my mom's car. As I was walking I heard something in the bushes behind me, it was two police officers. 3 police cars were parked in the street at the bottom of the driveway. OMG I was so scared. It turns out my dad accidentally typed in some silent alarm code meaning we were in trouble into the alarm and the swat team was sent to our house .
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I would have peed myself definitely
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Omg what a clear sign that you both better be ready to move this week! I would have hid under the covers
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OMG... that is so scary!
we lived in a basement apt. and we were always woken up by crazy ****. one time, and i SWEAR this is true... the guy upstairs was jerking off so loud, it woke me up!!! right then and there i was like 'get me the hell out of here!'
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Posted by donegal419
OMG... that is so scary!
we lived in a basement apt. and we were always woken up by crazy ****. one time, and i SWEAR this is true... the guy upstairs was jerking off so loud, it woke me up!!! right then and there i was like 'get me the hell out of here!'
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
if you're gonna be loud---at least have a partner.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!
I would've peed my pants!!!!!
ChipNdipLover
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Where's the Sprinter during all this?
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SCARY
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Sooooo let me share this gem with you--its a definite sign I need to LEAVE this apartment.
DH and I went to sleep the nite before last, around 1230ish. We're sleeping soundly and suddenly I think I'm dreaming cause I hear what sounds like someone pounding the shiz on our front door. I mean its like CRAZY POUNDING. I look at the clock, its 3:30am! I hear someone shouting....and then I wake up enough to understand they are saying 'THIS IS THE POLICE!!!! POLICE DEPARTMENT OPEN UP!!!'
Um, it take all the strenght for me NOT to crap myself. My first thought was 'Holy shiit the house must be on fire!' (We live in a basement apartment of our landlord's house.) I look at the cat and consider grabbing him and running--however I'm onlly wearing panties and a camisole. But I digress.....
DH sits up in the bed and before he can get out of bed, we see our front door open (you can see it from the bedroom) and a cop walks into our living room with his gun out and flashlight on, flashing all over the place. Yeah, the pooop and pee are dying to unleash onto my bed. The cop is shouting 'Police Department is there anyone in here?'
DH jumps out of bed and says 'We live here!' He also says that he's a cop and shows his ID to the officer. It turns out the our landlord, who has been on vacay this past week, has a home security system. It must have somehow been tripped and the alarm company was notified. No one was home upstairs when they called, so the cops were alerted. He didn't see any lights on at the house--but did see our cars so he came around back and saw the basement steps and came down. DH forgot to lock the door, so he just came right in.
We still have NO IDEA how the alarm was tripped and I spent the rest of the night scared shiitless that someone could be trying to break into their place and therefore would have access to ours. DH took his gun and checked out the property outside and stuff--but I was stil terrified.
Yeah--thank GOD we are moving this weekend, cause I feel like its a SIGN we need to leave that place!!!!!!
oh my god something similar happened to us a few years ago at our old place. We woke up to the police dept in our living room. Apparently they were banging on the doors and windows trying to wake us up. They were looking for a previous tenant. They had gotten a tip that he was going to commit suicide and the only known address was our appt. I was soo scared i too did not fall back asleep. The reason I finally got up was the flash lights coming through my door. That was the scariest night of my life
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OMG... that is so scary!
we lived in a basement apt. and we were always woken up by crazy ****. one time, and i SWEAR this is true... the guy upstairs was jerking off so loud, it woke me up!!! right then and there i was like 'get me the hell out of here!'
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
if you're gonna be loud---at least have a partner.
i know!!! that's what i said! another night we were woken up by the Dad yelling at the same son because he caught him smoking pot! thank god, we have our own place. but at least we have some good stories!