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Passing Gas!!!!!!

FutureMrsGK Posted:

Passing Gas!!!!!!

How many of us let our DH's hear us fart? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being pregnant now sometimes I can't help it!!
PegaLega Posted:

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i do...but they dont usually make noise and this really saddens me sometimes
Brian and Marie Posted:

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I fart all day long!! If I couldn't fart in front of him then I'd be spending most of my day apart from him
FutureMrsGK Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie

I fart all day long!! If I couldn't fart in front of him then I'd be spending most of my day apart from him



We actually have contests sometimes, LOL!!!! I try to make it like a song sometimes
PattyK Posted:

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Yep, all the time.

GettinHutched Posted:

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I almost never do....and if I do its very silent...so you know those times you sit on the toilet bowl and it lets out a hiss? DH ROARS over that!! He looks forward to that moment all the time! I guess he thinks I must not be human if I can't make the sounds he does!

Oh my...too much farting going on around here today....
vmystique33 Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

i do...but they dont usually make noise and this really saddens me sometimes



Ditto ! I try so hard to make them loud but it just doesnt work I think I have an a$$ issue
ant n tilde Posted:

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nope never have!

i am VERY private about stuff like that and for some reason it makes people mad and they always said 'wait until you live together' but i have still maintained the mystery and i have a feeling i always will although pregnancy will present a special challenge to that LOL
failurebydsign Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde

nope never have!

i am VERY private about stuff like that and for some reason it makes people mad and they always said 'wait until you live together' but i have still maintained the mystery and i have a feeling i always will although pregnancy will present a special challenge to that LOL


tilde thats hysterical

we just got over it..he laughs at me when i do 'boy things' ( thats what i call it)

i run the water when i pee cause i dont want him to hear anything by accident..but i told him today why i always did it..and he laughed

i need to get over it because in our house we will have to pay for water so i cant do it anymore..haha

(we get it included in our rent at the apartment)

it cracked him up and were okay with it now
carolinebr Posted:

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Posted by FutureMrsGK

How many of us let our DH's hear us fart? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being pregnant now sometimes I can't help it!!




OMG Pregnancy brings out the farting in you. And holy sh!t, the smell. It was unlike anything i had ever imagined. But I warn you... mine didn't go away! The baby just turned one.

ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde

nope never have!

i am VERY private about stuff like that and for some reason it makes people mad and they always said 'wait until you live together' but i have still maintained the mystery and i have a feeling i always will although pregnancy will present a special challenge to that LOL


tilde thats hysterical

we just got over it..he laughs at me when i do 'boy things' ( thats what i call it)

i run the water when i pee cause i dont want him to hear anything by accident..but i told him today why i always did it..and he laughed

i need to get over it because in our house we will have to pay for water so i cant do it anymore..haha

(we get it included in our rent at the apartment)

it cracked him up and were okay with it now





i dont run the water anymore for peeing but for anything else i am still very private

thats funny though that you have to stop bc you will pay for water
hayleyandsteve Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde


Posted by failurebydsign


Posted by ant n tilde

nope never have!

i am VERY private about stuff like that and for some reason it makes people mad and they always said 'wait until you live together' but i have still maintained the mystery and i have a feeling i always will although pregnancy will present a special challenge to that LOL


tilde thats hysterical

we just got over it..he laughs at me when i do 'boy things' ( thats what i call it)

i run the water when i pee cause i dont want him to hear anything by accident..but i told him today why i always did it..and he laughed

i need to get over it because in our house we will have to pay for water so i cant do it anymore..haha

(we get it included in our rent at the apartment)

it cracked him up and were okay with it now





i dont run the water anymore for peeing but for anything else i am still very private

thats funny though that you have to stop bc you will pay for water



tilde, I'm the SAME way! i think that some things are best left private!

i can't even do anything besides pee if steve is anywhere NEAR the bathroom... he's got to be at least two rooms away!!! i'm such a weirdo about things like that!
AeroJenn Posted:

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All the time. When DH and I first started dating I actually had a 'talk' with him to let him know that I burp and fart all the time and if he doesnt like it, dont date me

My motto is, you'll die younger if you hold in all your farts.
ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde


Posted by failurebydsign


Posted by ant n tilde

nope never have!

i am VERY private about stuff like that and for some reason it makes people mad and they always said 'wait until you live together' but i have still maintained the mystery and i have a feeling i always will although pregnancy will present a special challenge to that LOL


tilde thats hysterical

we just got over it..he laughs at me when i do 'boy things' ( thats what i call it)

i run the water when i pee cause i dont want him to hear anything by accident..but i told him today why i always did it..and he laughed

i need to get over it because in our house we will have to pay for water so i cant do it anymore..haha

(we get it included in our rent at the apartment)

it cracked him up and were okay with it now





i dont run the water anymore for peeing but for anything else i am still very private

thats funny though that you have to stop bc you will pay for water



tilde, I'm the SAME way! i think that some things are best left private!

i can't even do anything besides pee if steve is anywhere NEAR the bathroom... he's got to be at least two rooms away!!! i'm such a weirdo about things like that!



i am in shock!!! usually when i post things like this girl tell me to wait until i am with DH a little longer LOL but we have been together TEN years LOL
hayleyandsteve Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde


Posted by failurebydsign


Posted by ant n tilde

nope never have!

i am VERY private about stuff like that and for some reason it makes people mad and they always said 'wait until you live together' but i have still maintained the mystery and i have a feeling i always will although pregnancy will present a special challenge to that LOL


tilde thats hysterical

we just got over it..he laughs at me when i do 'boy things' ( thats what i call it)

i run the water when i pee cause i dont want him to hear anything by accident..but i told him today why i always did it..and he laughed

i need to get over it because in our house we will have to pay for water so i cant do it anymore..haha

(we get it included in our rent at the apartment)

it cracked him up and were okay with it now





i dont run the water anymore for peeing but for anything else i am still very private

thats funny though that you have to stop bc you will pay for water



tilde, I'm the SAME way! i think that some things are best left private!

i can't even do anything besides pee if steve is anywhere NEAR the bathroom... he's got to be at least two rooms away!!! i'm such a weirdo about things like that!



i am in shock!!! usually when i post things like this girl tell me to wait until i am with DH a little longer LOL but we have been together TEN years LOL



i know what you mean! we've been dating since i was 16.... and he's still waiting for me to just let one slip!
donegal419 Posted:

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if anything, we fart more in front of each other now that we're married!!!!!
HelenZ Posted:

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guilty!! DH has some nasty ones, so my occassional gas slippage is practically fragrant in comparison to one of his!!
Christys0925 Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde

nope never have!

i am VERY private about stuff like that and for some reason it makes people mad and they always said 'wait until you live together' but i have still maintained the mystery and i have a feeling i always will although pregnancy will present a special challenge to that LOL



Same here. Well accept for once on accident. I sneezed and it just came out!! I was mortified. He new I was embaressed so he laughed and blamed it on the dog. LOL
Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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Posted by GettinHutched

I almost never do....and if I do its very silent...so you know those times you sit on the toilet bowl and it lets out a hiss? DH ROARS over that!! He looks forward to that moment all the time! I guess he thinks I must not be human if I can't make the sounds he does!



tara, i love this response!! cracks me up this is very similar to what i would have said. and DH loves to imitate that hissing sound which is hysterical. fffffffttttttttt
bemyyoko Posted:

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We have farting competitions after a night out at Taco Bell.

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