Post your name 'definition' from Urban Dictionary (taken from FB)

Tracey

A beautiful and sophisticated woman that will probably never give you the time of day. Generally Traceys have advanced degrees, wear very high heels and know that you are not worthy.
-I tried to buy that Tracey over there a drink, but she was having none of it!

what!?! Ok I dont like mine at all! Im really not a ***** or a biotch
1. Originated in France.
Usually uncommon name.
1. Ja'mepelle Jeanette.
2. I wanted to buy a mug with my name on it, but they never have the name Jeanette on them!

2. A very sexy young woman with a great *** and nice tits. Also very flirtatious.

3. to be completely and utterly intoxicatd to the point of incapacitation.

4. trashy *** hoe *****,
a mother who is very old but awesome and crazy.
takes care of her baby like a lion.

OK here we go... haha this is pretty funny!!

Kerri

1. A Abnormal Girl But Has A Seemingly Sexy Personality
Wow That Chick Kerri Is So Weird.But I Still Shes Funny As Hell.

2. Kerri is a girls name it was the 436th most common name in the US in 1990

Gender: Female
Origin: Irish
Meaning: Dark-Haired

3. Wild and often kinky with a affinity for the brothas. Who always keeps you guessing and on your toes. NOt afraid to kick your a** even if your a cop! You could set a cup on that booty and often a fiery red head
Yo' man you seen that kerri around lately she looks like she'd be hard to handle but I'm willing to give it a try!
uhhhh.....

I hope I did that right. Soo strange!!! hahahaha but VERY funny!!!

OMFG! I AM DYING:


Marissa
Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangin and/or extremely f*ckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.

“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there'
'marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!..'

Cindy

Often used to describe a girl who is amazingly cute. Usually innocent and smart as well. Cindy is used to describe a thing of perfection. A wonderful loving person who helps everybody they come in contact with. Usually known for their wicked amazing math talents.

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Jennifer

A fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.



-----holy shyte that is DEAD ON!!

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Well this would be mine too...I think its pretty accurate for me too.

LOL.....love this!!!

Lisa

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.

Chick: OMG! DID YOU SEE LISA YESTERDAY?!
Dude: Yeah, I'm like...in love with that chica.


the sexiest woman alive who is gorgeous loves french fries a skinny little biatch who loves men!!!!!!!!
Yo tori did you see Lisa stutting her stuff last night

hellz yeaa shes my best friend


I do love french fries

Jessica ( I TOTALLY AGREE WITH ALL OF THE MEANINGS!!! LOL)

1. a wonderfull name that means 'gracious gift from God'
dude that girl jessica totally move me.

2. a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.
Me - Dude, I love Jessica.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
Me - Stupid fuckers that's who.

3. An extremely common female name.
person 1: What's that girl's name?
person 2: Jessica

4. she is an amAzing and beautiful girl with the best smile. she has the effect of brightening up someone's day (even just by smiling). she is absolutely adorable. she sometimes says things without thinking, but she's so cute when she does. she's sooo funny. she smells really nice too. in one word, jessica is wonderful.
Here's my totally awesome friend, Jessica!

5. Jessica is one of the coolest people ever! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart!
Have you seen Jessica she is soo amazing and beutiful.

6. Jessica is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She is the most amazing girl and deserves the entire world. She is my best friend and the best girl i have ever called mine. So basically Jessica is the best girl in the world!
Dude: Have you seen Jessica.
Dude 2: Yeah mean shes gorgeous!

7. my name
jessica is my name

1. Caroline -

Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladies hate her.

Alex: That girl Caroline is a sexy beast
Samantha: Ugh I totally hate her!!
Alex: Did you see that poppin booty ??
Samantha: Eww you pervert!!
Alex: She let me touch her golden calculator
Samantha: That Little sl*t!!!
Alex: Getcha Mind out of the gutter

2. Caroline

Hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool.

'OMG I hate that Caroline' said britany.
'Did you see that caroline?'said brad.

3. Caroline

Superfine chick
everyone loves her
and secretly wants her

go tell her B*tches
she's hot
Caroline is one superfine chick!

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LOL.....love this!!!

Lisa

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.

Chick: OMG! DID YOU SEE LISA YESTERDAY?!
Dude: Yeah, I'm like...in love with that chica.


the sexiest woman alive who is gorgeous loves french fries a skinny little biatch who loves men!!!!!!!!
Yo tori did you see Lisa stutting her stuff last night

hellz yeaa shes my best friend


I do love french fries

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I love this too. You are a skinny little biatch I think this is perfect

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Posted by Lisa909

LOL.....love this!!!

Lisa

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.

Chick: OMG! DID YOU SEE LISA YESTERDAY?!
Dude: Yeah, I'm like...in love with that chica.


the sexiest woman alive who is gorgeous loves french fries a skinny little biatch who loves men!!!!!!!!
Yo tori did you see Lisa stutting her stuff last night

hellz yeaa shes my best friend


I do love french fries

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I love this too. You are a skinny little biatch I think this is perfect

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Elizabeth
1. The most amazing, beautiful, awesome, spectacular, gorgeous, cute, incredible, breathtakeing, wonderful, pretty, adorable, and most importantly cutifulazing girl ever.
I love elizabeth becuase ^^^



2. AWESOME! awesome awesome. awesomeness. more awesome.
omg i love elizabeth she rules at life


3. Every white, anglo-saxon protestant girl's middle name. This occurs because Elizabeth sounds agreeable with every other proper noun.
White Girl 1: Hi. My name's Courtney Elizabeth.
White Girl 2: Wow, I'm Katherine Elizabeth!
White Girl 3: I can't believe it! I'm Danielle Elizabeth, and this is my sister Denise Elizabeth!

funny! if we have a girl, her middle name will be elizabeth haha

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Jennifer

A fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.



-----holy shyte that is DEAD ON!!

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Im just going to second that

LOL!!! I nearly fell over reading this


A REALLY hot girl who is REALLY funny and irresistable to all guys. You either want to be here or be with her.
'DAYUM man that girl is an emma'
'wow that girl is so emma i know i don't even have a chance!'
'every one likes emma'

Allegra
1. A really pretty or hot girl
Wow, Allegra is hot!

2. An intelligent, artistic specimen who is far superior to all the dimwits in the world
Wow, Allegra created a magnificent piece of art! Plus she's incredible at Calculus and Chemistry!

3. A person who has a strong affinity for Harry Potter, Twilight, The Office, and Spring Awakening

That Allegra has read all of the Harry Potter and Twilight books, is in love with Jim Halpert, and won't stop singing 'The ***** of Living'! Sheesh, what is wrong with her!

4. An allergy medicine
I have to take Allegra everyday or I get a stuffy nose.

5. A character in movies such as Hitch and Hannibal
Allegra was my favorite character in Hitch

6. The name of Longfellow's daughter
Allegra died young.

7. A girl's name
Allegra just called me and she wants to go out tonight.

This is so funny!! I get the Hitch thing all the time. The allergy medicine happened like, senior year of high school. That was really nice... NOT!!! SO annoying!! 'Allegra? What's that like Viagra?' I would get 'Acura' or 'Integra' soooo bad!! I hated my parents forever!!! Now I'm ok with my name.

I love reading everybodys!!

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word 'amazing' in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.

LOL I think my DH wrote this!! I am farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr from perfect and have many flaws but the rest is dead on.

awww..thanks Sandra! sORRY, I haven't been on in awhile. Just figuring I'll kill some time at work.

Christine:

A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity.

***Someone must had a bad experience dating a Christine. Then again, some of it might be accurate. Here's the funny one:

Can be a well-natured creature at times. Will react violently if angered. Does not tolerate outright rudeness. This creature likes to show off what its got. It does not like its hair to be pulled, even slightly, in this situation it will become angry and violent quickly. Will not be shown up by anybody, refuses to back down. The creature becomes vunerable when in a hungry state. Does not like narrow mindedness. Creature is good to look at though can become nervous and aggitated if stared at. Has been known to have mental problems. Don't mess with it, it will cut your limbs off.