Real Life I'm Getting Married is ON!

My favorite lines:

'Do you know who I am?'
'We'll take care of him after the wedding' (quote from his friend eddie)
'Tommy can't find the church and said he is going home, so go the f#*k home!' (guido in the car, screaming into the phone'
'I wouldn't spend $3,000 on a wedding cake' (no, but she would spend $1,500 of her mil's money on one)
'I'm not a quitter, I'm just too stressed to work'

I'll think of some more. What are your favorites?

That was funny that one couple, who cursed that limo driver out for being late.