repost-need Poem from bridal shower

I posted this on BHB, but wasn't sure what the best place was for this question:

I was wondering if anyone had that poem that people use @ Bridal showers that say We are all happy to be sharing in your ___ (JOY) and then you pull out a bottle of JOY Soap--
anyone know what I'm talking about?! thank you!

Here are some tips from us to you:
To help your marriage stick like glue
Oh, how fantastic marriage can be it's true!
No longer solo in a few weeks
The pledge you and ......... make is for keeps.
Though you are glad that you have found a genuine honey
who wisked you off the ground,
marriage you will soon discover is certainly not equal.
As you concentrate vividly on your next trial
,,,,,,,, will probably have been napping awhile.
.............is very loving, with a bounce in his step, too--
because he is getting it all with you!
The two of you together it's plain to see
fit each other to a tea.
You and .........should never shout
because that's not what marriage is about.
Treat each other with kid gloves,
give each other lots of hugs,
and the measure of your success
will be the happiness you possess.
Face each day with cheer and you both will have a zestful first year.
To snuggle and caress is the key to happiness--and it's free!
May love and joy fill your hearts all the way
and let's hope ......... is not filled with rain but sunlight that day.
We know that the days of your married life will be X-tra bright
as your love increases after each little fight.
And may the dove of peace bring a bounty of love to your life.

'Dear Bride, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find 'groom's name' is not always MR.CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH. 'Groom's name' will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your white DOVE. When you are together you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To 'bride's name' and 'groom's name' the Best of Luck &Good Fortune in the years to come. And may 'groom's name' always be your HONEY.

We are GLAD to be here at your Bridal Shower – we hope we’ve kept the SECRET well. We ALL wanted to help you say goodbye to that SOLO life as you enter a new era. We’re SURE that if you take these products, you will be able to transform (Groom’s Name) into MR. CLEAN in no time.

Throughout your LIFE, you’ve been a loyal friend and a FABULOUS addition to your family. As a child you were sweet as SUGAR. In college, you earned your DEGREE and became a MY-T-FINE (Bride’s career). No WONDER, (Groom’s Name) had the GOOD SENSE to pick you.

We all know that (Groom’s Name), who was born with more than just a TOUCH OF CLASS has brought SUNLIGHT into your life, with his CHARMIN personality and good NATURE. (Groom’s Name) HANDLES any situation with ease, and thanks to his HEFTY paycheck he gets on PAYDAY, he’s been able to WHISK you away to (place Groom’s Name proposed) where he POPPED the big question. With TRIX up his sleeve, (Groom’s Name) created a FANTASTIC proposal. In (place Groom’s Name proposed), he PLEDGED his love to you.

you guys RULE!! THANK YOU!!

For my shower, my mom & sister used this one:

It is only fair we let Lisa in on a little Secret. Michael may be Fantastic but wait until Lisa finds out that he is not Mr. Clean . He'll expect her to be a Dynamo in the kitchen and thinks all women should Mop and Glow . At night he'll wake up at Dawn to Snuggle up close. We all Agree that Lisa and Michael will have a very happy Life together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with Joy and you remain as happy as ever in the Future .

here's one
http://homepage.mac.com/crmichaud/giordanopoem.html
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here's another:
We can't tell you how GLAD we are to be here today. It all started back in the second grade with your ULTRABRITE personality which through the years, has ALWAYS remained FANTASTICK.

And here you are, ready to PLEDGE your love to Dan, a BRAWNY guy who will surely be a HANDYMAN around your new home. There will be no more SCOPE-ing out guys you SUAVE MADEMOISELLE.

Each time you and Dan REACH for each other to SNUGGLE and CARESS you will be adding CHEER and JOY to your new LIFE.

Please don't forget two very important things:

1 You can always DIAL our number anytime to tell us your SECRETS.

AND

2-For your parent sake, be sure to make one of your many HUGS and KISSES result in some BABY MAGIC!
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http://www.allaboutshowers.com/
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CANDLE POEM
Candlelight Shower
This sentimental shower is for a small group...turn out the lights and host the shower by candlelight. A candlelight dinner would be especially nice, but candles on the cake and a basket of candles with this poem is essential...

A Basket of Candles
For [insert Bride's name]

A basket of candles that come in a pair
In all different colors, for you two to share
The white ones burn first
They are wrapped in white lace
To celebrate your first married night
In your new chosen place.
The green pair is taller, and also much thinner
Burn with the first company, you have over for dinner.
The dark blue candles are for after your first fight
Use them to burn while making up all night.
Pink candles set the mood and pave the way
For your first married Valentine’s Day.
Now, when your first year of marriage is through
The cream anniversary pair, will light for you two.
Red candles aflame, both your futures are bright
Celebrate promotions you’ve worked toward with all of your might.
By this time we hope, maybe, just maybe
You can light the purple ones, on the birth of your baby.
And just when you thought you’d put these away
Take the light blue ones out-for your fifth anniversary day.
Now just one more pair left - for the big 2 5
The anniversary pair that will keep your love alive.
Congratulations [insert Bride and Groom's names]
On the start of your forever
May the two of you always be happy together
And burn these candles
Just the way we said
But please don’t forget-blow them out before bed!
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There is a great selection on:
http://www.bridalshowergamesatoz.com
under 'Themes'
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'WINE POEM
Name & Name
Date

Something borrowed, something blue
before your wedding this toast is for you
'Love and wine get better with time
May happiness always grace the bride.