Scent of a Woman..LITERALLY (xp from LIF) haha! **UPDATE : NSWF**
MJDoc12
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omg i am dying laughing looking at this thing. but i was looking at TMZ.com in the Wacky & Weird stuff
and this is a REAL PRODUCT
It is a perfume that smells like um....you know....and it designed to lure men as they would be drawn to the scent.
This is what TMZ said:
While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!
I would think they would- but I've never sniffed another woman's va-jay-jay....
Do you think people will actually buy 'eau de vagina' ?
HAHA!
eau de twatlette!!!!!
seriously i would be afraid that i'd be around ppl in public and someone say *sniff sniff* 'do you have a tuna sandwich or something?'
HamptonsBride
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aren't all those feminine products trying to make us NOT smell like that?? hahaha
ETA: I would've loved to have been in charge of creating that product's logo!!!
TnOiOnL
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eau de twatlette!!!!!
HOOOOOOOLY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!
HamptonsBride
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Posted by MrsBartonToBe
eau de twatlette!!!!!
OMG Rosella you are tooooo funny!!
GettinHutched
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Posted by MrsBartonToBe
eau de twatlette!!!!!
OMG Rosella you are tooooo funny!!
OMG I'm gonna die laughing here!
BunnyBride
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My god!
Who the hell would want to smell like a random vagina
SoonToBe Mrs G
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I can't barelly keep from smilling, since I am at work and my boss is sitting right next to me. Too fynny!!!
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Posted by MrsBartonToBe
eau de twatlette!!!!!
OMG Rosella you are tooooo funny!!
that wasn't me- I was quoting Melissa but the rest got cut out, can't take credit for that AWESOME line
JulyBride14
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Mulva?????
HAHA DOLORES!!!!!!!
staceylacey
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Mulva Im dying
Aug07OFCbride
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This thread is cracking me up.
That is just WRONG on so many levels. I cant even imagine how the hell they came about choosing how that would smell. Ehhhh.
Aug07OFCbride
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EW! I just found this article on it from thrillist.com...
'Vulva Original
Smell's the most primal sense, and one odor in particular has beguiled men for centuries: the natural scent of woman. Now German 'perfumery' Viva Eros has captured this elemental fragrance in a spray bottle, with Vulva.
[vulva original] Vulva's creators intend this product as an enabler of vigorous masturbation (evidenced by their suggestion of spraying your hand, taking a long whiff, and 'letting your libido take over'). But even if you're not a demented freak, there are still plenty of worthwhile things to do with your Vulva:
Maintain your reputation: STDs got you off the market? Spray Vulva all over your fingers, hands, elbows, knees, etc, for that real 'ladies man' smell, and you'll show your buddies you've still got it-- even if the sores suggest otherwise.
Initiate a breakup: Dousing yourself in Vulva right before you meet for that fateful coffee means you won't have to broach the topic of infidelity, since the scent will do it for you.
Play cruel practical jokes: Spray Vulva on a friend's tennis racket, hair dryer, or toothbrush. When he asks about the smell, tell him 'My mother borrowed it.'
To keep things interesting, soon Viva Eros will release two new scents: the barely legal bouquet of Vulva 18, and Vulva Exotic, for that zestfully venal essence of the Amazon. Finally, men can enjoy the mystery of these wondrous aromas without panty-raiding freshman dorms or having sex with jaguars.'
Someones response:
'Now I can feel free to market my idea: Nut musk.'
kitty1224
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Posted by MrsBartonToBe
eau de twatlette!!!!!
MJDoc12
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Posted by Aug07OFCbride
To keep things interesting, soon Viva Eros will release two new scents: the barely legal bouquet of Vulva 18, and Vulva Exotic, for that zestfully venal essence of the Amazon. Finally, men can enjoy the mystery of these wondrous aromas without panty-raiding freshman dorms or having sex with jaguars.'
OMG aahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhah
'having sex with jaguars' seriously i'm gonna cry i'm laughing so hard
BunnyBride
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Posted by MJDoc12
Posted by Aug07OFCbride
To keep things interesting, soon Viva Eros will release two new scents: the barely legal bouquet of Vulva 18, and Vulva Exotic, for that zestfully venal essence of the Amazon. Finally, men can enjoy the mystery of these wondrous aromas without panty-raiding freshman dorms or having sex with jaguars.'
OMG aahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhah
'having sex with jaguars' seriously i'm gonna cry i'm laughing so hard
Nina
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I CAN'T..I JUST CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am calling all the girls in the office to see this!!!
