since I'm missing my wedding a little

...tell me a funny story about yours!

Even if it wasn't funny at the time?

one of my guests apparently started yelling at the banquet manager at one point saying 'how DARE they offer a chinese station at CH! it is a JEWISH WEDDING!'

um hello ... (a) DH and I chose the Chinese station, and (b) Jews freaking love Chinese food

still have no idea who it was but i suspect someone from DH's side

Ohh ... I got a few stories ...

I think the best one would be when DH's cousin came up to me all sweet to say goodnight, and then unleashed her fury, starting with 'I know you and my aunt don't get along'... there was no reason for her to start this at the wedding to begin with, but she decides to tell me off that one of MY coworkers said to MIL 'oh, you don't like Nicole, do you?', and it upset her. Not for nothing, MIL was the one caught frowning at the ceremony, NOT me! Even better - the whole thing is on camera!!!! The videographer never thought to hit the damn pause button the whole time! He was probably sitting there with

Another interesting one ... Two of my BM's are sitting at the bar with my mother and MIL while we are taking pictures outside. MIL starts on this tangent about how lucky I am to be with HER SON, I am such a lucky girl, blah blah blah ... She just kept going! My mother actually had to walk away from her, but not before she chimed in with 'You know, your son is pretty lucky too!'.

hmm, i fell down half a flight of outdoor cement stairs half way through my reception and through my bouquet over the railing and it fell twenty feet to the ground and i had to limp for most of my honeymoon i STILL have a bruise on my leg.

my RH asked me if i wanted to fill out an accident report in the middle of my reception - i turned to the MD and said, 'I'm a lawyer, if I have a problem, you'll know about it' and he walked out of the room scared

not funny then, but pretty hysterical now

@ Majestic gardens there is a fountain int he back of the building that we told everyone to STAY AWAY FROM...welllll i found out 4 of my BM's and another 3/4 of my friends were swimming in it after they posted the pics on facebook...

I didn't know the day of, otherwise I would have flipped out and THANK GOD the BM didn't find out, I think he would have thrown us out..