SO FUNNY... not funny... but funny....
Ok so yo know how I posted about what a d!ck DH was when I was sick the other day? I asked my MOH's husband, who I adore, what he thought of the situation. My posts are normal, his answers are in caps
NOTE his answers are TOTALLY SARCASTIC. He is NOT like this, he was just giving a funny perspective that has some truth to it.
WHY is ___such a d!ck? I am ready to STRANGLE him. Honestly, if he has the sniffles, he is in bed for days & calls the world & tells them how sick he is.
MEN ARE DICKS AND ARE ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS THEY WANT. WHEN WE ARE SICK, WE EXPECT OUR WOMAN TO TAKE CARE OF US EXACTLY THE WAY OUR MOTHERS DID.
I went to the ER this weekend with a ruptured ovarian cyst & told to rest in bed for 1-3 days with Vicodin. They said I have several more cysts & I need to get to a doctor ASAP & get this treated or more can rupture. They said rest & no lifting. After 1/2 a day, he was telling me to 'get up & go to work'. It’s like he was mad at me that I got sick. I am so upset. He totally minimalized what happened to me. He went so far as to LITERALLY say to me last night 'nothing is wrong with you, get up.' I am so upset over this.
WE VIEW OUR WIVES AS EMPLOYEES. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SICK AND WE DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING SICK. WIVES AND MOMMIES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HEALTH ISSUES AND IN REALITY, ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SICK AT ALL, AT ANY TIME.
I was chasing the baby around yesterday, did laundry, did grocery shopping. & carried it all in by myself while he sat on the couch in his underwear (as usual). I was told not to lift ANYTHING, not even the baby for a few days. I asked him 3x to get up & help with the groceries. Instead he laid there. I carried it all in & he said “SEE I told you there was nothing wrong with you.” YOU DID WHAT IS EXPECTED AS A WIFE AND MOMMY. MEN RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT HELP OUT. MEN WILL DEFINITELY NOT HELP OUT IF THERE SPOUSE IS 'SICK'. IT IS A TEST TO SEE IF THE WIFE/MOMMY CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING WHILE THE WIFE/MOMMY IS 'ALLEGEDLY' SICK.
Then I HEAR him on the phone & he says “yeah, she’s been in bed all day. I’ve been taking care of the baby.” I shouted so whoever could hear me “I AM NOT IN BED,YOU LIAR!” I would have gladly been in bed, but every time I tried to rest, he YELLED at me to get up. I don’t understand what the f*cking problem is? WHY am I not allowed to lay down or rest? I cannot stop crying over this.
AS FAR AS HIM LYING TO HIS FRIENDS, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT EXCEPT IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO QUESTION WHY HE IS MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A LAZY NO GOOD BUM TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY. THAT IS NOT FAIR AND SOUNDS LIKE HE IS FISHING FOR SYMPATHY.
He even said at the hospital 'you know. I don't feel well either.' Really d!ckhead? How come I’M THE ONE ON THE GURNEY! He always needs to be the center of attention. It’s really upsetting.
HE IS SCARED. HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO BE SICK. HE IS A LITTLE IMMATURE. HE NEEDS TO GET HIS ARMS AROUND THE FACT THAT HIS LIFE IS YOU, ELLA AND HIM NOW. NOT JUST HIM. THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME ..... AFTER 6 YEARS OF BEING A DADDY AND 8 YEARS OF BEING A HUSBAND ...... I THINK I FINALLY GETTING THE CONCEPT.
Whatthefunk? How do I handle this because honestly, divorce is looming. I can’t STAND him. I really can’t.
YOU HAVE TO GRAB HIM AND SPEAK TO HIM. BE HONEST AND ASK HIM TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND WHY HE ACTS LIKE THIS. INFORM HIM THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HIS LIFE HAS CHANGED DRAMATICALLY OVER THE LAST 12 MONTHS. YOU UNDERSTAND THESE CHANGES ARE MORE INTENSE FOR A MAN, THAN A WOMAN. LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU ARE TIRED OF NOT GETTING ALONG AND THE PAST IS THE PAST AND WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO MOVING FORWARD TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP STRONGER AND HAPPIER FOR THE BOTH OF US ...... IF HE DOES NOT RESPOND ...... ASK AGAIN IN A FEW DAYS ...... IF HE DOES NOT RESPOND AGAIN ...... CALL MY WIFE AND ASK HER !!!!!
NOTE his answers are TOTALLY SARCASTIC. He is NOT like this, he was just giving a funny perspective that has some truth to it.
WHY is ___such a d!ck? I am ready to STRANGLE him. Honestly, if he has the sniffles, he is in bed for days & calls the world & tells them how sick he is.
MEN ARE DICKS AND ARE ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS THEY WANT. WHEN WE ARE SICK, WE EXPECT OUR WOMAN TO TAKE CARE OF US EXACTLY THE WAY OUR MOTHERS DID.
I went to the ER this weekend with a ruptured ovarian cyst & told to rest in bed for 1-3 days with Vicodin. They said I have several more cysts & I need to get to a doctor ASAP & get this treated or more can rupture. They said rest & no lifting. After 1/2 a day, he was telling me to 'get up & go to work'. It’s like he was mad at me that I got sick. I am so upset. He totally minimalized what happened to me. He went so far as to LITERALLY say to me last night 'nothing is wrong with you, get up.' I am so upset over this.
WE VIEW OUR WIVES AS EMPLOYEES. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SICK AND WE DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING SICK. WIVES AND MOMMIES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HEALTH ISSUES AND IN REALITY, ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SICK AT ALL, AT ANY TIME.
I was chasing the baby around yesterday, did laundry, did grocery shopping. & carried it all in by myself while he sat on the couch in his underwear (as usual). I was told not to lift ANYTHING, not even the baby for a few days. I asked him 3x to get up & help with the groceries. Instead he laid there. I carried it all in & he said “SEE I told you there was nothing wrong with you.” YOU DID WHAT IS EXPECTED AS A WIFE AND MOMMY. MEN RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT HELP OUT. MEN WILL DEFINITELY NOT HELP OUT IF THERE SPOUSE IS 'SICK'. IT IS A TEST TO SEE IF THE WIFE/MOMMY CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING WHILE THE WIFE/MOMMY IS 'ALLEGEDLY' SICK.
Then I HEAR him on the phone & he says “yeah, she’s been in bed all day. I’ve been taking care of the baby.” I shouted so whoever could hear me “I AM NOT IN BED,YOU LIAR!” I would have gladly been in bed, but every time I tried to rest, he YELLED at me to get up. I don’t understand what the f*cking problem is? WHY am I not allowed to lay down or rest? I cannot stop crying over this.
AS FAR AS HIM LYING TO HIS FRIENDS, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT EXCEPT IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO QUESTION WHY HE IS MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A LAZY NO GOOD BUM TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY. THAT IS NOT FAIR AND SOUNDS LIKE HE IS FISHING FOR SYMPATHY.
He even said at the hospital 'you know. I don't feel well either.' Really d!ckhead? How come I’M THE ONE ON THE GURNEY! He always needs to be the center of attention. It’s really upsetting.
HE IS SCARED. HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO BE SICK. HE IS A LITTLE IMMATURE. HE NEEDS TO GET HIS ARMS AROUND THE FACT THAT HIS LIFE IS YOU, ELLA AND HIM NOW. NOT JUST HIM. THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME ..... AFTER 6 YEARS OF BEING A DADDY AND 8 YEARS OF BEING A HUSBAND ...... I THINK I FINALLY GETTING THE CONCEPT.
Whatthefunk? How do I handle this because honestly, divorce is looming. I can’t STAND him. I really can’t.
YOU HAVE TO GRAB HIM AND SPEAK TO HIM. BE HONEST AND ASK HIM TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND WHY HE ACTS LIKE THIS. INFORM HIM THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HIS LIFE HAS CHANGED DRAMATICALLY OVER THE LAST 12 MONTHS. YOU UNDERSTAND THESE CHANGES ARE MORE INTENSE FOR A MAN, THAN A WOMAN. LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU ARE TIRED OF NOT GETTING ALONG AND THE PAST IS THE PAST AND WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO MOVING FORWARD TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP STRONGER AND HAPPIER FOR THE BOTH OF US ...... IF HE DOES NOT RESPOND ...... ASK AGAIN IN A FEW DAYS ...... IF HE DOES NOT RESPOND AGAIN ...... CALL MY WIFE AND ASK HER !!!!!
