so on wedding night....

we did not do the nasty....

i barely drank during reception bc i wanted to look my best blah blah

we had the after party at the hotel bar.... and i got very tipsy real quick....

fell asleep in my dress and when dh tried to remove it i kept saying
'leave me alone i'm wearing my dress forever!!!'

your marriage is doomed!!!

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Posted by cateydee


your marriage is doomed!!!

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Yup!

We didn't bone either...

We had a big jacuzzi in the room... Jon Hamm was hosting SNL that night. So DH and I got naked, soaked in the bubbles... I drank about a bottle and a half of champagne in 45 minutes and by the time SNL was over, I was like 'Oh ... I guess the water isn't hot anymore'

I stood up and don't remember anything after that until about 3 in the morning when I came to... in the bathroom saying 'I JUST NEED TO MAKE MYSELF THROW UP.'

'Holdonholdonholdon... wait no... I can make myself throw up. It will be fine. It will be fine.

BLACH!'

(crying)

'It's so cold!'

cut to 10:50 am.

'I THINK WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF THE ROOM AT 11. HURRY!'

I didn't want to take my dress off either!!!!!!! I DEFINITELY wanted to rip off my undergarments though, UGH! Then we did it. I finished, DH didn't, he was too drunk. But we did it.


Oh yeah, and your marriage is doomed.

DOOMED!!!!!

We did something that resembled the nasty...

omg your marriage is going to be doomed forever!!!!!!!





that is funny tho that you were saying you were gunna wear it forever!

hahaha so many funny stories


ur marriage is over
LMAO

we did do it eventho I was soooooooooo drunk! I even managed to get myself into my sexy thangs
as we finished I went and threw up my guts out
'babe I just threw up '
'thats ok '
hahaha

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Posted by latinaj

'leave me alone i'm wearing my dress forever!!!'

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