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So yesterday, I was holding DH's cousin's baby and my MIL said...

kris_gets_hitched Posted:

So yesterday, I was holding DH's cousin's baby and my MIL said...

'I'm surprised he's okay with you holding him since you're, you know...different'



I said, 'different how?'

She said 'oh, you know...you don't look like him'



I said 'it's a good thing babies aren't born with pre-conceived notions and ingrained ignorance'

And then she insisted on taking a picture with DH...with DH holding the baby and MIL holding the outfits and toys we had purchased for the kiddo.

SAY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSE!



jaybee217 Posted:

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great comeback though!!
CarolAnn721 Posted:

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Oh my GAWD!!!!! How is this woman still able to walk??? It shocks me that no one kicked her yet!!

Byrne2Be Posted:

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Everything about this post is awesome!

Your MIL sounds so awesome!

Your response is so awesome!

halfbaked Posted:

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My eyes are going to fall out of my head if I roll them anymore.

BriansWifey Posted:

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good response!
she sounds hilarious
SoonToBeMrsCampos Posted:

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cateydee Posted:

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holy
MikesBride2B Posted:

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I'm really upset I didn't 'accidentally' trip her at your wedding...

kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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Posted by MikesBride2B

I'm really upset I didn't 'accidentally' trip her at your wedding...



I am too. I did manage to ZING your MIL at the end of the reception, remember that? That's what friends are for.
cateydee Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched


Posted by MikesBride2B

I'm really upset I didn't 'accidentally' trip her at your wedding...



I am too. I did manage to ZING your MIL at the end of the reception, remember that? That's what friends are for.



how? do tell!!
kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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Posted by cateydee


Posted by kris_gets_hitched


Posted by MikesBride2B

I'm really upset I didn't 'accidentally' trip her at your wedding...



I am too. I did manage to ZING your MIL at the end of the reception, remember that? That's what friends are for.



how? do tell!!





Well. Ilana and I have shared many, many stories about our nightmare MILs...at the time, FMILs.

Anyway, toward the end of the reception, I was fairly buzzed and everyone was saying their goodbyes. I went up to her ILs (her FIL isn't bad, just the MIL) and was like 'oh what a great wedding! SO MUCH FUN! You must be so happy, what a beautiful affair!!! etc etc etc' laying it on T-H-I-C-K. She looked like she wanted to kill me by shooting lasers from her pupils.

She was polite about it...I mean, what can you do when some chick you don't know is offering you her congratulations and such?

Teehee.
cateydee Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched


Posted by cateydee


Posted by kris_gets_hitched


Posted by MikesBride2B

I'm really upset I didn't 'accidentally' trip her at your wedding...



I am too. I did manage to ZING your MIL at the end of the reception, remember that? That's what friends are for.



how? do tell!!





Well. Ilana and I have shared many, many stories about our nightmare MILs...at the time, FMILs.

Anyway, toward the end of the reception, I was fairly buzzed and everyone was saying their goodbyes. I went up to her ILs (her FIL isn't bad, just the MIL) and was like 'oh what a great wedding! SO MUCH FUN! You must be so happy, what a beautiful affair!!! etc etc etc' laying it on T-H-I-C-K. She looked like she wanted to kill me by shooting lasers from her pupils.

She was polite about it...I mean, what can you do when some chick you don't know is offering you her congratulations and such?

Teehee.



Future Mrs H Posted:

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What is wrong with this woman?
bluj786 Posted:

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omg
StaceyWill Posted:

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Wow-she's such a tool

MrsSx2 Posted:

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Posted by jaybee217

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great comeback though!!



ITA!!!
Clover23 Posted:

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that is the most ridiculous thing ever! what an azz.
Rosalind_75 Posted:

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WHAT A BUTTHEAD!!!!!!

CANT BELIEVE I WORE A DRESS ON YOUR DAY THAT COVERED MY BOOBS.LOL
KatieG2010 Posted:

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she's a disgusting person!

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