Someone I don't speak to often, but still 'knows' me...

FRIEND: so whats new?
FRIEND: i havent seen you since easter
FRIEND: anything exciting to report?

ME: ewww pls don't be implying a fetus
ME: altho i did gain 13 pounds since october
ME: says gyno

FRIEND: uh NO
FRIEND: NO NO NO

ME: hahahaha ok

FRIEND: yuck
FRIEND: i would never

ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ME: i love that reaction
ME: it made me smile

FRIEND: good, thats my main purpose in life

ME: and it has been achieved

Some of you may not care for that, but it's not about you, so it doesn't matter. This girl and I are both uninterested in having kids at the moment. Spending time with other kids is enough for us!

I'm right there with you two!!!

I was leading a rousing game of Mother May I with some adorable kids this weekend and someone asked me why I'm not a mother yet. Uhhh because I can give these ones back when they start to cry or crap themselves?

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Posted by jilliibabii

Uhhh because I can give these ones back when they start to cry or crap themselves?

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Took the words right out of my mouth!!

I'm still sporting proof of the dangers of playing with OPC (other people's children).... if I can get 2 black eyes with them... Imagine what my own kids would do to me...

I am witih you 100%....

af decided to grace me with her presence 6 days late today. Never been so happy to see her before in my life! DH said he'd give me a high 5 later.