sooooooo bored!

i need some entertainment!!
pleaseeeeeeeeee

this day is dragging beyond belief

ok...well we've already covered farting and zits in great detail...so I'll throw out the following suggestions:

1. Picking (noses, wedgies, etc) - acceptable? does it matter where you are? are you shy or do you pick with pride?

2. Annoying coworker habits. This one could fill volumes.

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Posted by cookiemonster

ok...well we've already covered farting and zits in great detail...so I'll throw out the following suggestions:

1. Picking (noses, wedgies, etc) - acceptable? does it matter where you are? are you shy or do you pick with pride?

2. Annoying coworker habits. This one could fill volumes.

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ooohhhh now you are on to something!!

i loved the zit and farting thread!! it was a great night!!

co worker habits is a great topic!!

ok , the MENS bathroom is next to my desk and it is just wonderful to hear all the farting, and pooping

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

ok , the MENS bathroom is next to my desk and it is just wonderful to hear all the farting, and pooping

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One day there was poop on the FLOOR in our ladies room - ok how do you not notice that you've completely missed the bowl???

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

ok , the MENS bathroom is next to my desk and it is just wonderful to hear all the farting, and pooping

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One day there was poop on the FLOOR in our ladies room - ok how do you not notice that you've completely missed the bowl???

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omg..that is sooo nasty!!
yea really..how do you not notice that!!

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

ok , the MENS bathroom is next to my desk and it is just wonderful to hear all the farting, and pooping

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One day there was poop on the FLOOR in our ladies room - ok how do you not notice that you've completely missed the bowl???

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whoa nelly.......w t f how does that even happen?!?!? that's just crazy.....on the freakin floor??? I hope it was at least in the stall.....imagine if it was by the sink or something? don't they say the bathroom is the most unsafe room in the house? I think I know why after this story!!

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Posted by HelenZ

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

ok , the MENS bathroom is next to my desk and it is just wonderful to hear all the farting, and pooping

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One day there was poop on the FLOOR in our ladies room - ok how do you not notice that you've completely missed the bowl???

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whoa nelly.......w t f how does that even happen?!?!? that's just crazy.....on the freakin floor??? I hope it was at least in the stall.....imagine if it was by the sink or something? don't they say the bathroom is the most unsafe room in the house? I think I know why after this story!!

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Yes it was in the stall but still. How broken does your anatomy have to be to accomplish that???

OK enough about feces. Here's another annoying coworker story. I used to work with a guy who was the MOST inappropriate person ever- no social graces. One year at Christmas he gave someone HALF a bottle of liquor. He said they had mentioned that it was their favorite and he just happened to have some at home - um, half finished??? He also used to do that with soda and coffee (hey Jen, want the rest of this?) But my favorite was the day he got a bloody nose and walked over to my desk to show me how bad it was. By the time he got all done waltzing around it looked like an episode of CSI on the floor.

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Posted by cookiemonster

ok...well we've already covered farting and zits in great detail...so I'll throw out the following suggestions:

1. Picking (noses, wedgies, etc) - acceptable? does it matter where you are? are you shy or do you pick with pride?

2. Annoying coworker habits. This one could fill volumes.

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hahaha co-worker habits, I just covered part of it in my other post, but definitely PHONE USAGE. If you speak in another language please keep it down, just b/c I can't understand you shouldn't mean I should be further tortured by your volume! My job is like the UN so this covers quite a few languages actually! And if you are speaking english while on the phone and its a personal call, keep the gross details to yourself. I don't want to know who did what to who last Saturday while you were high on god knows what. I've spared you all the details of my life by channeling it to LIW......find someplace else to share these lurid stories I guess these are bad questions to ask me when I'm sick at work

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by HelenZ

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

ok , the MENS bathroom is next to my desk and it is just wonderful to hear all the farting, and pooping

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One day there was poop on the FLOOR in our ladies room - ok how do you not notice that you've completely missed the bowl???

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whoa nelly.......w t f how does that even happen?!?!? that's just crazy.....on the freakin floor??? I hope it was at least in the stall.....imagine if it was by the sink or something? don't they say the bathroom is the most unsafe room in the house? I think I know why after this story!!

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Yes it was in the stall but still. How broken does your anatomy have to be to accomplish that???

OK enough about feces. Here's another annoying coworker story. I used to work with a guy who was the MOST inappropriate person ever- no social graces. One year at Christmas he gave someone HALF a bottle of liquor. He said they had mentioned that it was their favorite and he just happened to have some at home - um, half finished??? He also used to do that with soda and coffee (hey Jen, want the rest of this?) But my favorite was the day he got a bloody nose and walked over to my desk to show me how bad it was. By the time he got all done waltzing around it looked like an episode of CSI on the floor.

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wow he sounds like a real charmer, too bad you're already attached or you'd grab him up huh?? half a bottle eh? maybe he started drinking it on the way to work lol

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Posted by HelenZ

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Posted by cookiemonster

ok...well we've already covered farting and zits in great detail...so I'll throw out the following suggestions:

1. Picking (noses, wedgies, etc) - acceptable? does it matter where you are? are you shy or do you pick with pride?

2. Annoying coworker habits. This one could fill volumes.

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hahaha co-worker habits, I just covered part of it in my other post, but definitely PHONE USAGE. If you speak in another language please keep it down, just b/c I can't understand you shouldn't mean I should be further tortured by your volume! My job is like the UN so this covers quite a few languages actually! And if you are speaking english while on the phone and its a personal call, keep the gross details to yourself. I don't want to know who did what to who last Saturday while you were high on god knows what. I've spared you all the details of my life by channeling it to LIW......find someplace else to share these lurid stories I guess these are bad questions to ask me when I'm sick at work

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OMG.. i have the same problem!!
i have a girl right next to me who talks all day! and not even speaking english..it drives me crazy!

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

i also have a co-worker who gets drunk at work everyday...he hides it pretty well.. but he reeks of alcohol... i avoid him at all costs

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wow!! that's pretty sad!!

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Posted by HelenZ

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

i also have a co-worker who gets drunk at work everyday...he hides it pretty well.. but he reeks of alcohol... i avoid him at all costs

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wow!! that's pretty sad!!

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very sad... he skeeves me out too.. yuck..i cant even look at him.

My friend's old boss once told her to stop showing up to work wearing pigtails because it was 'making him feel like a pedophile.'

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Posted by cookiemonster

My friend's old boss once told her to stop showing up to work wearing pigtails because it was 'making him feel like a pedophile.'

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are you serious..that is soooo funny

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

ok , the MENS bathroom is next to my desk and it is just wonderful to hear all the farting, and pooping

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One day there was poop on the FLOOR in our ladies room - ok how do you not notice that you've completely missed the bowl???

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omg..that is sooo nasty!!
yea really..how do you not notice that!!

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EWWWWWHHHHH! that's gross! some people are just clueless.

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Posted by DeannaNDave07

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Posted by cookiemonster

My friend's old boss once told her to stop showing up to work wearing pigtails because it was 'making him feel like a pedophile.'

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are you serious..that is soooo funny

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OMG that is insane! what did your friend do/say?

DH and i went on a cruise this summer and they had to drain and clean the pool on the ship b/c someone pooped in it!

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Posted by evnme

DH and i went on a cruise this summer and they had to drain and clean the pool on the ship b/c someone pooped in it!

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ewww.. people can be soooooo nasty... yuck

I need entertainment too! Good thread! I don't like my job, I feel like a such a pee-on and so unproductive. My boss is an egomaniac, ugh. I need a new job...
anyway

One day at my old job I had a bloody nose, so I ran to the ladies' room to take care of it. Since it was bleeding I was tipping my head back a little to keep it from dripping as I ran into a stall to get toilet paper. Because my head was tilted back I couldn't see all the DIARRHEA on the floor of the stall!! It wasn't until I looked down to grab TP that I noticed. I was stepping in a huge puddle of $h!t, used tp and toilet water!! Some jerk had overflowed the toilet and just left it! AND I WAS STEPPING AROUND IN IT IN MY FAVE HEELS!!!!