Sooooooooooo FUNNY!!!

Funny story.

At 5:37am, my shopping dream was interrupted and I woke up to this:
(Female voice) 'oh yeah' 'come on' 'yes' 'yes' 'yes' 'YES!!!!!'
(Male voice) “yeah” “oooohhhhh yeah”

Our downstairs neighbor was having sex – and having LOUD sex!!! I started laughing out loud b/c I’ve never heard strangers having sex so loudly and so clearly before. I think they heard me laugh b/c it kinda died down a little and I fell back asleep.

Then, at 6:15am – they went at it again. Hehehe.

How am I going to face him the next time I see him? I’m sooooooooooo going to be blushing!

Btw, I’m not a quiet girl in bed so if I heard him, then he definitely heard us before! So crazy awkward!


Any funny sex stories of yours to share?

I have a funny story..

At our day-after brunch, we were talking about how nice the rooms were. I mentioned what room we were in and my Grandma goes, 'oh we were next door....so that was all that noise' She cracks me up!!

She really didn't hear anything- she just had to throw it in there, in front our entire family- leave it to Grams!

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Posted by MattandTricia07



I have a funny story..

At our day-after brunch, we were talking about how nice the rooms were. I mentioned what room we were in and my Grandma goes, 'oh we were next door....so that was all that noise' She cracks me up!!

She really didn't hear anything- she just had to throw it in there, in front our entire family- leave it to Grams!

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Posted by HamptonsBride

DH & I went to a B&B in Rhode Island years ago that had spa tubs in the room...we brought our dog who was just a puppy at the time...well the couple next door was going to town all night...in the tub..then banging the headboard..back in the tub....moaning up a storm so much that our puppy kept howling & barking at the noise...we were dying laughing and trying to keep the dog quiet!

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When DH was still living at home we had some fun in his room and he left the rubber in the garbage out the open in the bathroom and his mom saw and had to have a chat with him I didnt want to go back

not my favorite story but....

My roommate/best friend was a gay male. Well....he started dating this guy (they're still together many years later). My apartment was railroad style- which means all of the rooms ran into each other, there was no hallway to pass from room to room. So my bedroom was literally on top of his. I used to use the 'second' exit door in my room to go through the hallway of the apartment building and not disturb him, then go through the main entrance of our apartment. The landlord built a wall so that our two rooms were separate....needless to say the wall was paper thin.

My roommate worked late hours and so did his boyfriend. I'll never ever forget the one time I woke up around 2:30am to the sounds of....his boyfriend moaning. UGGGH. It was TERRIBLE. I knew it wasn't my roommate because he was a very quiet person. I'm talking EXTREMELY quiet.

Just imagine a skinny boy getting it on with a very big burly guy. TMI???



I felt so bad having to tell my roommate what I heard- oh boy was he mortified. We were really close so it wasn't such a big deal for me to admit that and he was glad I told him anyway.

The worst though.....his boyfriend was soooo friggin' hairy. Do you know how much it suuucked to be the one always cleaning up the friggin' hair in the bathtub?!?!?! For some reason I always got stuck cleaning- not just with this roommate but with all of my roommates. Go figure.

I don't miss roommates at all!!

That's hysterical....

It makes me think of the time DH and I were having sex with the window open and loudly and all of a sudden we hear the garage door open right below our window... I couldn't look my landlord in the face for awhile!!!

i love these stories

I have one too that occured while on our HM but im not posting it b/c just thinking about it makes me want to hide under my covers lol

UPDATE:
I woke up at around 9am and started cleaning the apt. I guess I was making a lot of noise and I guess I woke up my neighbor and his 'friend' b/c they started going at it again at around 10am!!!
He's around 50 yo - way to go!!!!

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Posted by milana

i love these stories

I have one too that occured while on our HM but im not posting it b/c just thinking about it makes me want to hide under my covers lol

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what a tease!! I love these stories.. I do NOT have any good ones though.. Thank god we've been lucky... either that or I'm just really lame

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Posted by soon2bmrsVPT

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Posted by milana

i love these stories

I have one too that occured while on our HM but im not posting it b/c just thinking about it makes me want to hide under my covers lol

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what a tease!! I love these stories.. I do NOT have any good ones though.. Thank god we've been lucky... either that or I'm just really lame

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consider yourself lucky!

milana- you are my hero!!!

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Posted by soon2bmrsVPT

milana- you are my hero!!!

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Its only a matter of time until it happs to you haha...i think it happens to everyone

If I had to guess, I'd have to assume that it's just a matter of time until my BIL busts us, since, well, you know.. he has no concept of privacy we've come PRETTY close already and that's close enough for me

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Posted by EverlovingEv

Funny story.

At 5:37am, my shopping dream was interrupted and I woke up to this:
(Female voice) 'oh yeah' 'come on' 'yes' 'yes' 'yes' 'YES!!!!!'
(Male voice) “yeah” “oooohhhhh yeah”

Our downstairs neighbor was having sex – and having LOUD sex!!!

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Yeah, we had the exact same thing happen once, when my Dad & his wife were visiting us at my condo in Boston. Dad heard the moans, but they were, as my dad put it, 'man squeals'

Yep, we had a gay couple upstairs. My poor father was not used to city living

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Posted by carolinebr

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Posted by EverlovingEv

Funny story.

At 5:37am, my shopping dream was interrupted and I woke up to this:
(Female voice) 'oh yeah' 'come on' 'yes' 'yes' 'yes' 'YES!!!!!'
(Male voice) “yeah” “oooohhhhh yeah”

Our downstairs neighbor was having sex – and having LOUD sex!!!

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Yeah, we had the exact same thing happen once, when my Dad & his wife were visiting us at my condo in Boston. Dad heard the moans, but they were, as my dad put it, 'man squeals'

Yep, we had a gay couple upstairs. My poor father was not used to city living

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Hehehe, poor dad!