On my way to work St. Paddy's Day morning, my car died. I had to leave work early in a tow truck and that being said, I started drinking at 1 with my Irish folk...
I can honestly say I was the only person in the bar that WAS NOT of Irish decent. But I rocked a huge shamrock hat, shamrock tattos on my face, etc. Some old man, that resembled Leslie Nielson turned to me and said, 'Ever since you walked in, I've been checking for my wallet' I was a victim of racism... So I laughed and walked away. He came back up to me and said, in case I feel like grabbing his wallet, he moved it into the front pocket. So basically, I think this man wanted me to feel his beans. Although I should felt offended, I walked around screaming, 'STILL GOT IT!!!!' After riding in a tow truck with a man that told me about the 2 years he spent in jail, the old man trying to make me grab his beans was welcoming.
Ahhhhhhhhh, I love St. Patricks Day!!!
St. Joseph's Day is tomorrow!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
kris_gets_hitched
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He only wanted you to touch his beans, and not his frank, since he probably had a wee little Irish pud.
Crazy old man!
And ohh fark, I forgot about St. Joseph's Day. I need me some pastries!
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Wow, your St. Pats was cool!!!!
Wish St. Joseph's was like St. Pats. Instead I'm going to get FATTTT on these!
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He only wanted you to touch his beans, and not his frank, since he probably had a wee little Irish pud.
Crazy old man!
And ohh fark, I forgot about St. Joseph's Day. I need me some pastries!
SFINGES!!! YUMMM! I was treated like a second class citizen because I don't have freckles...
Future Mrs H
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mmmmmm St. Josephs
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He only wanted you to touch his beans, and not his frank, since he probably had a wee little Irish pud.
Crazy old man!
And ohh fark, I forgot about St. Joseph's Day. I need me some pastries!
SFINGES!!! YUMMM! I was treated like a second class citizen because I don't have freckles...
How the eff is that pronounced anyway?
I just point and grunt, like I do whenever there is a tray of food in front of me. Just wait til Sunday, man.
If you were treated like a second class citizen at a bar on St. Patrick's Day, imagine what my DH was treated like yesterday when we went out!
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He only wanted you to touch his beans, and not his frank, since he probably had a wee little Irish pud.
Crazy old man!
And ohh fark, I forgot about St. Joseph's Day. I need me some pastries!
CarolAnn721
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He only wanted you to touch his beans, and not his frank, since he probably had a wee little Irish pud.
Crazy old man!
And ohh fark, I forgot about St. Joseph's Day. I need me some pastries!
SFINGES!!! YUMMM! I was treated like a second class citizen because I don't have freckles...
How the eff is that pronounced anyway?
I just point and grunt, like I do whenever there is a tray of food in front of me. Just wait til Sunday, man.
If you were treated like a second class citizen at a bar on St. Patrick's Day, imagine what my DH was treated like yesterday when we went out!
Than I had two of my PR friends come meet me.... My friends Aunt says, one of my nieces married a puerto rican...you two look exactly alike... I almost peed myself.
ETA: Neel is much more charming than me...I'm a jerky slob with zero tolerance for ignorant a$$holes.
CarolAnn721
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It's pronounced exactly the way it is spelled, but you can say...St Joseph's pastires...They know what you are talking about...Grunting works too...
kris_gets_hitched
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He only wanted you to touch his beans, and not his frank, since he probably had a wee little Irish pud.
Crazy old man!
And ohh fark, I forgot about St. Joseph's Day. I need me some pastries!
SFINGES!!! YUMMM! I was treated like a second class citizen because I don't have freckles...
How the eff is that pronounced anyway?
I just point and grunt, like I do whenever there is a tray of food in front of me. Just wait til Sunday, man.
If you were treated like a second class citizen at a bar on St. Patrick's Day, imagine what my DH was treated like yesterday when we went out!
Than I had two of my PR friends come meet me.... My friends Aunt says, one of my nieces married a puerto rican...you two look exactly alike... I almost peed myself.
ETA: Neel is much more charming than me...I'm a jerky slob with zero tolerance for ignorant a$$holes.
Uh...Neel threw up ON MY HEAD on one St. Patrick's Day...charming!
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Uh...Neel threw up ON MY HEAD on one St. Patrick's Day...charming!
I am speaking generally of course... He puked on you and you married him...Beautiful!!! You are a good wife!!!
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Uh...Neel threw up ON MY HEAD on one St. Patrick's Day...charming!
I am speaking generally of course... He puked on you and you married him...Beautiful!!! You are a good wife!!!
He gives good oral.
Thanks for the info about the pasties. Er. Pastries.
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Uh...Neel threw up ON MY HEAD on one St. Patrick's Day...charming!
I am speaking generally of course... He puked on you and you married him...Beautiful!!! You are a good wife!!!
He gives good oral.
Thanks for the info about the pasties. Er. Pastries.
I would stay too than with or without pasties!!!!
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that is just an amazing story.
and i can't wait to devour st. josephs day pastries tomorrow. yummmmm.
