State Mottos
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
> Your Honda
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
> Don't Own It Yet
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our
> Water
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> Georgia: We Put The 'Fun' In Fundamentalist
> Extremism
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To
> Mainland Scum, But
> Leave Your Money)
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're
> Not, But The
> Potatoes Are Real Good
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the 'S'
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangular States
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But
> That's Our Tourism
> Campaign
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobsta
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> (For Most Tax Brackets)
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
> Mosquitoes
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own
> State
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At
> Work
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
> Right-wing Crazies, And
> Very Little Else
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
> ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You
> Have the Right To An
> Attorneyâ?¦
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We didn't
> Actually Surrender
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!
> Vermont: Yep
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw
> Yokels Don't Mix?
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
> Slackers!
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are
> scared!
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
> Your Honda
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
> Don't Own It Yet
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our
> Water
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> Georgia: We Put The 'Fun' In Fundamentalist
> Extremism
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To
> Mainland Scum, But
> Leave Your Money)
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're
> Not, But The
> Potatoes Are Real Good
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the 'S'
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangular States
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But
> That's Our Tourism
> Campaign
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobsta
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> (For Most Tax Brackets)
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
> Mosquitoes
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own
> State
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At
> Work
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
> Right-wing Crazies, And
> Very Little Else
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
> ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You
> Have the Right To An
> Attorneyâ?¦
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We didn't
> Actually Surrender
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!
> Vermont: Yep
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw
> Yokels Don't Mix?
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
> Slackers!
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are
> scared!
