TGI FUNNIES 1*28*11
catching up on 4 days worth of funnies...
Did they decide to get a cheesecake to complement the cheesiness of that Rambo knife? According to this site, it looks like the knife used in Rambo III — a movie I haven’t even seen. But rest assured based on this cake-cutting picture, I plan to change that asap. Also, I hope the bride and groom each ate their respective halves of that “top tier.” Looks yummy.
The submitter says that everyone who attended this wedding had their names written on the cake. Which is awesome! The couple wanted to incorporate their friends and family into their big day at every opportunity. But the question is: How did they decide who made it to the top tier, hmmmm? Those lucky bastards.
^can you imagine... 200 guests names on a cake...
Suddenly the Air Became Heavy
HOW AWESOME!!!
ORANGES!
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No matter how fast your windshield wipers are going, they will not wipe the raindrops off your glasses. #LFMF
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When you see beekeepers running for their car, don't hang around wondering why. #LFMF
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If you wear baggy scrubs to work and you forgot to wear underwear, don't put heavy objects in your pocket. #LFMF
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At a New Years Party, do not be holding the family cat when midnight rolls around. A houseful of screaming people will traumatize the cat, and you'll be greeting the new year with long, deep, scratches across your shoulders. #LFMF
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After you've just been in the bathroom with 'digestive issues', never trust a fart. Especially when you're at church. And you're a musician. Sitting up front. #LFMF
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If you are a nude model for an art class, do not eat beans the day before. It's hard to hide the fact that you're holding in a fart when you are standing in the middle of a room naked. It's even more embarrassing when that fart slips out. #LFMF
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sorry girls, thats all i've got today.. ran outta time.
happy friday!
Did they decide to get a cheesecake to complement the cheesiness of that Rambo knife? According to this site, it looks like the knife used in Rambo III — a movie I haven’t even seen. But rest assured based on this cake-cutting picture, I plan to change that asap. Also, I hope the bride and groom each ate their respective halves of that “top tier.” Looks yummy.
The submitter says that everyone who attended this wedding had their names written on the cake. Which is awesome! The couple wanted to incorporate their friends and family into their big day at every opportunity. But the question is: How did they decide who made it to the top tier, hmmmm? Those lucky bastards.
^can you imagine... 200 guests names on a cake...
Suddenly the Air Became Heavy
HOW AWESOME!!!
ORANGES!
--
No matter how fast your windshield wipers are going, they will not wipe the raindrops off your glasses. #LFMF
--
When you see beekeepers running for their car, don't hang around wondering why. #LFMF
--
If you wear baggy scrubs to work and you forgot to wear underwear, don't put heavy objects in your pocket. #LFMF
--
At a New Years Party, do not be holding the family cat when midnight rolls around. A houseful of screaming people will traumatize the cat, and you'll be greeting the new year with long, deep, scratches across your shoulders. #LFMF
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After you've just been in the bathroom with 'digestive issues', never trust a fart. Especially when you're at church. And you're a musician. Sitting up front. #LFMF
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If you are a nude model for an art class, do not eat beans the day before. It's hard to hide the fact that you're holding in a fart when you are standing in the middle of a room naked. It's even more embarrassing when that fart slips out. #LFMF
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sorry girls, thats all i've got today.. ran outta time.
happy friday!
