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The Bridal Registry - Funny!

M&M2004 Posted: Mar 13, 2004 09:37 AM+

M&M2004 MEMBER SINCE: 8/02 TOTAL POSTS : 1102 WEDDING DATE: Jan 03, 2004

Posted: Mar 13, 2004 09:37 AM

The Bridal Registry - Funny!

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'

The pharmacist answers 'Yes'.

Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?'

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.'

pschica Posted: Mar 14, 2004 10:06 PM+

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Posted: Mar 14, 2004 10:06 PM