The Oracle of Starbucks

Fellow starbucks drinkers - what are you??
I'm a Psuedo-Intellectual......... Totally NOT me at all - but it's still fun!


The Oracle of Starbucks

Here's what mine says:

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters 'just in case it's true.' All people who drink grande skim chai latte are potheads.

Steve is.... FAT.

he gets a double tall nonfat latte..

it says...
Personality type: Fat

You're always worrying about your weight. That's because you're fat. You're constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ***.

Also drinks: Diet RC Cola
Can also be found: On Jerry Springer

haha okay, i made a mistake!

Steve drinks.... double tall nonfat cappuccino with 3 splenda.

he's 'High Maintenance'

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Posted by hayleyandsteve

haha okay, i made a mistake!

Steve drinks.... double tall nonfat cappuccino with 3 splenda.

he's 'High Maintenance'

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That Splenda makes a big difference!

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Posted by futuremrsGafforio

I'm Clueless???!!!! and I drink wine coolers?? I swear I don't, lol...........

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me too!!

I drink tall nonfat caramel frap
you?

im an ASSHAT! lol nice...this is what it says:

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink tall americano with non fat milk are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

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Posted by milana

im an ASSHAT! lol nice...this is what it says:

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink tall americano with non fat milk are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

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yup, sounds just like you
This things isn't accurate at all!

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Posted by EverlovingEv

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Posted by milana

im an ASSHAT! lol nice...this is what it says:

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink tall americano with non fat milk are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

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yup, sounds just like you
This things isn't accurate at all!

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LOL I KNOW!
I actually cant stand writing/reading poetry (i know..that's awful...cry me a river) and i hate reading philosophy books so theres no need for me to carry them around!

Wow that oracle is harsh!!!!!

This is what mine said!!!

Personality type: Freak

No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.

Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water


I had a stomach ulser 3 years ago. I'm not allowed to have caffine. It didn't need to yell at me.
LOL!

This is me!

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars


haha thats just hilarious.

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Posted by LitBallerinaGirl

Wow that oracle is harsh!!!!!

This is what mine said!!!

Personality type: Freak

No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.

Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water


I had a stomach ulser 3 years ago. I'm not allowed to have caffine. It didn't need to yell at me.
LOL!

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This is what mine said too! Glad I'm not the only one :)