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the penis shark......

jtgarsik Posted:

the penis shark......

LMAO. okay - so only the 'clique' will get this....but last night when i finally went to bed - i kept laughin' about that damn image!!!! and everytime i'd laugh Josh would be like 'BABE...WHAT is so freakin' funny?!??!!' lol. i wouldn't tell him after all - that's what cliques are all about right?? it took me a while to finally stop & fall asleep lol.
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by jtgarsik

LMAO. okay - so only the 'clique' will get this....but last night when i finally went to bed - i kept laughin' about that damn image!!!! and everytime i'd laugh Josh would be like 'BABE...WHAT is so freakin' funny?!??!!' lol. i wouldn't tell him after all - that's what cliques are all about right?? it took me a while to finally stop & fall asleep lol.



I laughed my way to bed too!!!!
MrsQ-in2007 Posted:

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I have to say, I read the 'clique' thread and when I saw that picture, that sh*t scared me!

And... ewwwww!
Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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Posted by MrsQ-in2007

I have to say, I read the 'clique' thread and when I saw that picture, that sh*t scared me!

And... ewwwww!



ditto!
jtgarsik Posted:

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride


Posted by MrsQ-in2007

I have to say, I read the 'clique' thread and when I saw that picture, that sh*t scared me!

And... ewwwww!



ditto!



Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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and i still cant figure out that pic....it looks like there are veiny balls underneath. im so weirded out and perplexed! where the hoot did you find that!?
jtgarsik Posted:

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

and i still cant figure out that pic....it looks like there are veiny balls underneath. im so weirded out and perplexed! where the hoot did you find that!?



well it was a joke that i was made 'HEAD of council'....so i googled images for head and voila!
wait....are u a part of the clique? i dont think i should be sharing this information with u
jtgarsik Posted:

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Posted by jtgarsik


Posted by Aug07OFCbride

and i still cant figure out that pic....it looks like there are veiny balls underneath. im so weirded out and perplexed! where the hoot did you find that!?



well it was a joke that i was made 'HEAD of council'....so i googled images for head and voila!
wait....are u a part of the clique? i dont think i should be sharing this information with u



lol i hope u know i'm totally kidding
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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HAHA...
thats the last thing i saw before i went to sleep.. i couldnt even comment... i thought i was gonna hurl
Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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i read the whole thread ya goof.

i meant what the hell IS it..i understand a penis shark but w t f...did someone edit a pic of a peter or is that some sort of NASTY sex toy?!?!
MrsQ-in2007 Posted:

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

i read the whole thread ya goof.

i meant what the hell IS it..i understand a penis shark but w t f...did someone edit a pic of a peter or is that some sort of NASTY sex toy?!?!



Jess, it almost looks like it's a real animal! It's just SOOOOO gross!
PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by MrsQ-in2007


Posted by Aug07OFCbride

i read the whole thread ya goof.

i meant what the hell IS it..i understand a penis shark but w t f...did someone edit a pic of a peter or is that some sort of NASTY sex toy?!?!



Jess, it almost looks like it's a real animal! It's just SOOOOO gross!



Is it real? It looks like that nasty mole thing Marie sent me once which was a real animal.
EverlovingEv Posted:

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i saw it this morning. Thankfully it was before I had breakfast - I would have thrown it all up otherwise!
PegaLega Posted:

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it was pretty nasty...definitely a penis shark w/o a doubt
PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

it was pretty nasty...definitely a penis shark w/o a doubt



But is it real or a photoshop thing?
dgirl0114 Posted:

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All I know is it's just not right and keep it away from me!!
PeteysBride Posted:

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-DIES- OMG you know what this reminds me of?????

Did anyone ever se the movie, CLERKS II?

RENT IT if you haven't So wrong on soooo many levels but there is this one part where they are talking about the young kid's being a virgin.

He gives teh reason why he and his g/f can't have sex... Crap let me see if I can fin the dialogue. Its sooo funny....

Here it is...(had to edit the really bad words that LI would pull)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fawcked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the fawck is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p*ssy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p*ssy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p*ssy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.


I think PillowPants can take the penish shark!
dgirl0114 Posted:

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Too funny, Jenn!!
jtgarsik Posted:

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Posted by PeteysBride

-DIES- OMG you know what this reminds me of?????

Did anyone ever se the movie, CLERKS II?

RENT IT if you haven't So wrong on soooo many levels but there is this one part where they are talking about the young kid's being a virgin.

He gives teh reason why he and his g/f can't have sex... Crap let me see if I can fin the dialogue. Its sooo funny....

Here it is...(had to edit the really bad words that LI would pull)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fawcked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the fawck is Pillow Pants?



Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p*ssy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p*ssy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p*ssy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.


I think PillowPants can take the penish shark!






BEHOLD...the mystery of the penis shark lol.
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PeteysBride


Posted by MrsQ-in2007


Posted by Aug07OFCbride

i read the whole thread ya goof.

i meant what the hell IS it..i understand a penis shark but w t f...did someone edit a pic of a peter or is that some sort of NASTY sex toy?!?!



Jess, it almost looks like it's a real animal! It's just SOOOOO gross!



Is it real? It looks like that nasty mole thing Marie sent me once which was a real animal.



HUH?

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