things to buy that will merrit an odd look (since boards are slow anyway)

things to buy that will merrit an odd look (since boards are slow anyway)

the other day while at the store, me & DH were passing one of 'those' aisles and he suddenly thought it would be sooo funny for us to go up to the register and buy Condoms, Lubricant, and a Pregnancy Test. lol - Just to see if the woman would give us an odd look.

And then he said that he wanted to come back another day to purchase a Plan B pack with Condoms

I just keep trying to think of funny mixes like that also, but I can't think of any.

How about doughnuts, cookies, and diet pills. That might get an odd look



Can anybody think of any others?

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Pork rinds and diet soda

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condoms, beer..and tampons gross lol.

what aboooouuuttt.....

if the DH went and bought panthouse, lipstick, highheels in really huge size, red nailpolish, etc.


condoms, lube, black leather pants...then pay a visit to the hardware aisle and pick up some rope and other violent(s&m) 'toys'


i do love the junkfood & diet pills lol..that's great.

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dh and I went to CVS once and bought dish soap, toilet paper and Magnum condoms. Of course he had to slam them down on the counter as if they weighed a lot and then he walked away and left me there as a joke! Luckily I don't get embarrassed to easily!

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Once I bought Slim Fast and a Large box of Milk Duds. The cashier def gave me the people's eyebrow.

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Posted by squeekietoy

Once I bought Slim Fast and a Large box of Milk Duds. The cashier def gave me the people's eyebrow.

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those are all sooo funny! I gotta tell DH

during the blizzard we had last Saturday DH & I went out for icecream

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The worst is getting like womenly products when a cute guy is at the counter. Its like i am so glad you know my personal business....

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Posted by shcole08

The worst is getting like womenly products when a cute guy is at the counter. Its like i am so glad you know my personal business....

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esp when I'm really cramping so my basket only contains tampons, midol, and chocolate. That's really embarrassing.

But when there's a guy behind the counter, I'm even just embarrassed to buy Toilet Paper. So I'm awkward pretty often (this is why I LOVE the self-checkouts)

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I am still embarassed to buy condoms lol I once took like 30 minutes just trying to figure out something else to buy with the condoms so I could cover them up when I got to the counter :( Ugh..I don't know why, it just bothers me that other people know I am having sex lol

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Posted by SFAR89

I am still embarassed to buy condoms lol I once took like 30 minutes just trying to figure out something else to buy with the condoms so I could cover them up when I got to the counter :( Ugh..I don't know why, it just bothers me that other people know I am having sex lol

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oh no, that was TOOOOO funny for me to read. lol. I try to hide the condoms as well, but then I also make sure to find a self-checkout if they have it