THIRSTY THURSDAY FUNNIES 1*20*11
I know this is supposed to be both eerie and romantic, but I’m just picking up the eerie part. The horses are beautiful, but I feel like I’m looking at a ghost bride. A ghost bride who may or may not have Rachel Maddow’s hair cut.
because its so slow... some ugly/weird tattoos...
um..
anyway... lets continue with some funnies (hopefully)
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Dressing rooms are not restrooms. Passing wind will be heard and if the room is surrounded by formica and is open at the top the sound will be amplified. #LFMF
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If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying 'poor lil tink tink' over and over in my sleep
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, 'GINGER! GINGER!' She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of 'the soulless creature.' FML
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Today, I called my boss and said 'I have been awake since 3am throwing up.' He replied with 'Great, see you at 9' and hung up. FML
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Today, my new boyfriend told me he's a musician for a living and that I should come see him perform sometime. Turns out he's a clown that plays the tuba for kids birthday parties. I'm petrified of clowns. FML
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Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
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um.. the end
