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To All the Smarties....

milana Posted:

To All the Smarties....

This is cute!
I'm obviously not very smart though because I only got one of them right lol...

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a 'professional. ' Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?






















The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

























Did you say, 'Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?' (Wrong Answer)


Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?





















Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?



















Correct Answer:
You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.


Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends!
Colette Posted:

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Wow i s*ck i only got 2/4 but that's hysterical!!!

Your post will have a zillion views milana, your subject line appeals to the ego...
milana Posted:

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Posted by Colette

Wow i s*ck i only got 2/4 but that's hysterical!!!

Your post will have a zillion views milana, your subject line appeals to the ego...



You did better than me!...i only got one right lol
bonitachyc Posted:

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lmaooo!! i got the last one right, thank Gosh! soo funny!!
drpepper318 Posted:

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that's cute
JennNicole Posted:

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oK.
There is NO help for me - someone here said it best a here a day ago so I guess this will qualify me to be not a professional






The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a 'professional. ' Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

a. I don't put giraffe's into refrigerators
b. Why would one want to do this anyway?



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
a. um.. See above
b.same rule applies



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
a. I can't Imagine a world that I live in that the animations have come to life and would be hosting any kind of conference and if they did I would be sure to start dropping acid to join in on the fun and attend that conference with them



4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Lastly I would NEVER cross any kind of river with crocodiles in it, maybe step in a puddle w/crocodile shoes on at Best



This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. I def failed this test .. Fa Sure

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Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Is it just me or Does anyone else want to join the 4yr old club


ligirlz Posted:

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I got one right. This is too funny
teenigrrl Posted:

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woohoo!! i got one right!!!

and here i thought i was a smartie

vmystique33 Posted:

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kellybean Posted:

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I got 3 right........maybe its just because my little guy used to hide his stuffed animals in the fridge and dish washer lmao

FullersBride Posted:

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LOL...I got all 4 right but that is just beacuse I've seen this done a similar way... I think they did a study once and like 90% of prechoolers got them all right and only about 20% of adults did
DeannaNDave07 Posted:

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thats so funny!
i must be the dumb one that couldnt figure it out
GraceAndAdam Posted:

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I couldn't figure any of them out
Brian and Marie Posted:

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I'm a dumb ***
DNicholes Posted:

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I'm an idiot.....

my first answer was 'umm you don't'

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