Too funny - DH was just invited to a bachelor party....

DH just emails me saying he was invited to BIL's bachelor party and can he go! So I respond by saying No!

Then I call a few min later and was like okkk what's up do we have something going on or what's the deal? And I am like oh u can go but will there be strippers there? He sounds all nervous and is like I think its just paintball and a bbq - and I am like ok so no stripclub and he's no not that I know of and I am like ok u can only go if no strippers! And he was like okkk. I think he knew it was weird of me to say that cause I don't usually care! Then I was like JK!!!! I was like babe I don't care and u don't need to ask!!!! Lol He's so cute! just thought I'd share!

Ps I really don't think there will be strippers anyway and my dad is going and that would be very strange! I don't care if DH sees a stripper..but my dad?!? Now that would be weird! Or have my dad see DH or BIL get a lap dance...no way!

are u sure there won't be any BJ's

the last bachelor party that my DH went to--the stripper literally sat on a beer bottle and had sexy time with it up her hooch.

i'd welcome a bachelor party that just had regular strippers.

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Posted by MJDoc12

the last bachelor party that my DH went to--the stripper literally sat on a beer bottle and had sexy time with it up her hooch.

i'd welcome a bachelor party that just had regular strippers.

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Did she at least use a clean beer bottle????

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Posted by missliss

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Posted by MJDoc12

the last bachelor party that my DH went to--the stripper literally sat on a beer bottle and had sexy time with it up her hooch.

i'd welcome a bachelor party that just had regular strippers.

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Did she at least use a clean beer bottle????

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EEEwwwww! Now this is how you get a yeast infection!

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Posted by MJDoc12

the last bachelor party that my DH went to--the stripper literally sat on a beer bottle and had sexy time with it up her hooch.

i'd welcome a bachelor party that just had regular strippers.

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I heard one aout a girl and a buffalo chicken wing. In the pooper. Yes, you heard me right.

(cue the puking icon)

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Posted by amytee

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Posted by missliss

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Posted by MJDoc12

the last bachelor party that my DH went to--the stripper literally sat on a beer bottle and had sexy time with it up her hooch.

i'd welcome a bachelor party that just had regular strippers.

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Did she at least use a clean beer bottle????

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EEEwwwww! Now this is how you get a yeast infection!

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Not if you TAKE A SHOWER WITH THE GROOM after you do it

I am so so so sorry that your DH has to go to a bachelor party. We are all here to get you through this horrible time.

I will be praying that no strippers accidentally fall mouth first into his lap.

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Posted by amytee

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Posted by missliss

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Posted by MJDoc12

the last bachelor party that my DH went to--the stripper literally sat on a beer bottle and had sexy time with it up her hooch.

i'd welcome a bachelor party that just had regular strippers.

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Did she at least use a clean beer bottle????

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EEEwwwww! Now this is how you get a yeast infection!

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lets hope she didnt, would suck for the next bachelor party ... i think of the weirdest things but OMG imagine if the bottle broke as she was doing that, that would be horrible

this reminds me of the movie beer league when the stripper was popping ping pong balls out of her hooch