Top 10 Signs you may have Swine Flu
10. Your breath smells like bacon
9. When it rains you have daydreams of mud baths
8. When someone hollers out Sue, you think it's time to eat
7. Your favorite hobby is dumpster diving behind McDonalds
6. You breakout into a cold sweat and shake terribly when you see a man wearing overalls
5. When you're in the grocery store and see a jar of Penrose sausages, you get down on your knees praying for their next of kin.
4. A co-worker offers you his last pickled pig’s feet and you smack him over the head with your keyboard
3. You are constantly thinking you hear chickens clucking nearby
2. You wake up in the middle of the night and find yourself sleeping in a dog house which is full of straw
And the number 1 sign you may have Swine Flu is………………….
1. Your number one fantasy is 'getting it on with Ms. Piggy!'
9. When it rains you have daydreams of mud baths
8. When someone hollers out Sue, you think it's time to eat
7. Your favorite hobby is dumpster diving behind McDonalds
6. You breakout into a cold sweat and shake terribly when you see a man wearing overalls
5. When you're in the grocery store and see a jar of Penrose sausages, you get down on your knees praying for their next of kin.
4. A co-worker offers you his last pickled pig’s feet and you smack him over the head with your keyboard
3. You are constantly thinking you hear chickens clucking nearby
2. You wake up in the middle of the night and find yourself sleeping in a dog house which is full of straw
And the number 1 sign you may have Swine Flu is………………….
1. Your number one fantasy is 'getting it on with Ms. Piggy!'
