What is the best/worst pick-up line you've ever heard?

I've ahd sooo many awful ones flung at me lmao hard to chosoe but if I HAD to...

Worst:

Our mail guy comes in yesterday and takes a kiss from our candy dish and slooowly unwraps it, while looking at me and says 'I needed a lil' something sweet.' I smile like the cheerful robotic receptionist permanently high on Hi-C or Kool-Aid and say, 'Everyone does. Enjoy it.' He says 'Oh I will...' more lech guy eye contact 'I like dark kisses. Stress on the dark.'

Hardy har har yes I get it, I am a woman of color so I am dark. Hardee har har har.


Best:

I was walking down the street in the summer bringing sexy back in my summer dress and espadrilles and someguy with a BAD spanish accent (take Staten Island Polish accent and try imagine him speaking broken spanish) pops out of the sewer he's working in, like some perverted hard-hat wearing groundhog, and yells out 'Que Bonitas.' (MEMO there is ONE of me so there shouldn't be any S in there)

I turn around and with my best 'I am B IATCH of the World and You BETTER know it' face, I say 'I don't speak Spanish (LIES! )

He grins (which actually made him sorta cute in an 'I eat kelbasi and you eat chorizo sausage so we're a match made in some kind of cholestrol Hell' kinda way) and says, 'Neither do I but I bet we both speak the language of love.'

He waggled his brows and I didn't answer but he got the grin he was looking for.

So sad to be a mana nd think fo ways to impress us

LOL language of love!!

i swear i got once:

'Hi, my name is Milk and I want to do your body good'.

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Posted by qtdimps23

LOL language of love!!

i swear i got once:

'Hi, my name is Milk and I want to do your body good'.

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That is CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

Those are hysterical!

Back when I was younger, thinner & cuter lol I seriously got a 'Is that a mirror in your pants?Because I can see myself in them.' I was like 'Whaaaaat?!?!' I had HEARD of cheesy pickup lines before, but I didn't know that some idiots actually went out to bars and USED them!!

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Posted by MissAngel

Those are hysterical!

Back when I was younger, thinner & cuter lol I seriously got a 'Is that a mirror in your pants?Because I can see myself in them.' I was like 'Whaaaaat?!?!' I had HEARD of cheesy pickup lines before, but I didn't know that some idiots actually went out to bars and USED them!!

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-dies-
Ok ladies..you are both officially outranking mw on the 'EWW he SAID THAT' factor!!!!

Thats almsot as bad as the classic ones of
Him: MAN that must have hurt.
You: 'Huh'
Him: That fall from Heaven that took your wings..that must have hurt.

or the ever popular

Him: Damn baby you must be tired
You: Why?
Him: Because you've been running round my midn all day.

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Posted by PeteysBride

I've ahd sooo many awful ones flung at me lmao hard to chosoe but if I HAD to...

Worst:

Our mail guy comes in yesterday and takes a kiss from our candy dish and slooowly unwraps it, while looking at me and says 'I needed a lil' something sweet.' I smile like the cheerful robotic receptionist permanently high on Hi-C or Kool-Aid and say, 'Everyone does. Enjoy it.' He says 'Oh I will...' more lech guy eye contact 'I like dark kisses. Stress on the dark.'

Hardy har har yes I get it, I am a woman of color so I am dark. Hardee har har har.


Best:

I was walking down the street in the summer bringing sexy back in my summer dress and espadrilles and someguy with a BAD spanish accent (take Staten Island Polish accent and try imagine him speaking broken spanish) pops out of the sewer he's working in, like some perverted hard-hat wearing groundhog, and yells out 'Que Bonitas.' (MEMO there is ONE of me so there shouldn't be any S in there)

I turn around and with my best 'I am B IATCH of the World and You BETTER know it' face, I say 'I don't speak Spanish (LIES! )

He grins (which actually made him sorta cute in an 'I eat kelbasi and you eat chorizo sausage so we're a match made in some kind of cholestrol Hell' kinda way) and says, 'Neither do I but I bet we both speak the language of love.'

He waggled his brows and I didn't answer but he got the grin he was looking for.

So sad to be a mana nd think fo ways to impress us

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LOL - that's TO funny & TO cute! it would've made me laugh lol especially that he popped out of the sewer..i can see the whole thing in my head! uummm - i had a guy bark at me once - i think that counts as once of the worst lol. in my head i'm like 'um - what am i supposed to do back??? growl? meow?'

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Posted by jtgarsik

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Posted by PeteysBride

I've ahd sooo many awful ones flung at me lmao hard to chosoe but if I HAD to...

Worst:

Our mail guy comes in yesterday and takes a kiss from our candy dish and slooowly unwraps it, while looking at me and says 'I needed a lil' something sweet.' I smile like the cheerful robotic receptionist permanently high on Hi-C or Kool-Aid and say, 'Everyone does. Enjoy it.' He says 'Oh I will...' more lech guy eye contact 'I like dark kisses. Stress on the dark.'

Hardy har har yes I get it, I am a woman of color so I am dark. Hardee har har har.


Best:

I was walking down the street in the summer bringing sexy back in my summer dress and espadrilles and someguy with a BAD spanish accent (take Staten Island Polish accent and try imagine him speaking broken spanish) pops out of the sewer he's working in, like some perverted hard-hat wearing groundhog, and yells out 'Que Bonitas.' (MEMO there is ONE of me so there shouldn't be any S in there)

I turn around and with my best 'I am B IATCH of the World and You BETTER know it' face, I say 'I don't speak Spanish (LIES! )

He grins (which actually made him sorta cute in an 'I eat kelbasi and you eat chorizo sausage so we're a match made in some kind of cholestrol Hell' kinda way) and says, 'Neither do I but I bet we both speak the language of love.'

He waggled his brows and I didn't answer but he got the grin he was looking for.

So sad to be a mana nd think fo ways to impress us

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LOL - that's TO funny & TO cute! it would've made me laugh lol especially that he popped out of the sewer..i can see the whole thing in my head! uummm - i had a guy bark at me once - i think that counts as once of the worst lol. in my head i'm like 'um - what am i supposed to do back??? growl? meow?'

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-rolls- he BARKED!!!!!

I ahd a guy do that in bed with me....he got his jollies off and made a barking noise....Last time he got any of this!

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by jtgarsik

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Posted by PeteysBride

I've ahd sooo many awful ones flung at me lmao hard to chosoe but if I HAD to...

Worst:

Our mail guy comes in yesterday and takes a kiss from our candy dish and slooowly unwraps it, while looking at me and says 'I needed a lil' something sweet.' I smile like the cheerful robotic receptionist permanently high on Hi-C or Kool-Aid and say, 'Everyone does. Enjoy it.' He says 'Oh I will...' more lech guy eye contact 'I like dark kisses. Stress on the dark.'

Hardy har har yes I get it, I am a woman of color so I am dark. Hardee har har har.


Best:

I was walking down the street in the summer bringing sexy back in my summer dress and espadrilles and someguy with a BAD spanish accent (take Staten Island Polish accent and try imagine him speaking broken spanish) pops out of the sewer he's working in, like some perverted hard-hat wearing groundhog, and yells out 'Que Bonitas.' (MEMO there is ONE of me so there shouldn't be any S in there)

I turn around and with my best 'I am B IATCH of the World and You BETTER know it' face, I say 'I don't speak Spanish (LIES! )

He grins (which actually made him sorta cute in an 'I eat kelbasi and you eat chorizo sausage so we're a match made in some kind of cholestrol Hell' kinda way) and says, 'Neither do I but I bet we both speak the language of love.'

He waggled his brows and I didn't answer but he got the grin he was looking for.

So sad to be a mana nd think fo ways to impress us

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LOL - that's TO funny & TO cute! it would've made me laugh lol especially that he popped out of the sewer..i can see the whole thing in my head! uummm - i had a guy bark at me once - i think that counts as once of the worst lol. in my head i'm like 'um - what am i supposed to do back??? growl? meow?'

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-rolls- he BARKED!!!!!

I ahd a guy do that in bed with me....he got his jollies off and made a barking noise....Last time he got any of this!

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I did not actually hear this one from anyone (i hope everyone has too much self respect to actually say it...)

but, it is still my favorite cheesy pick up line...

If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Years...Can I spend some time between the holidays?

Complete cheese but I love it....

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Posted by melissas28

I did not actually hear this one from anyone (i hope everyone has too much self respect to actually say it...)

but, it is still my favorite cheesy pick up line...

If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Years...Can I spend some time between the holidays?

Complete cheese but I love it....

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You made me laugh out loud. MY DH asked me what was so funny!!!!

Ive never heard that one.

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Posted by melissas28

I did not actually hear this one from anyone (i hope everyone has too much self respect to actually say it...)

but, it is still my favorite cheesy pick up line...

If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Years...Can I spend some time between the holidays?

Complete cheese but I love it....

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OMG I just almost snorted coffee out of my nose!!!