What is your favorite quote from a movie or TV show?

My all time fav is from the last episode of Sex and the City!

Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting,
challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.

OMG theres just way too many..

There are times where I have conversations with my brothers using quotes from movies lol

I was thinking about starting a thread like this.

'It can't rain all the time'- The Crow
' 'What' aint no country I ever heard of' - Pulp Fiction
'shake and bake' - Taledega Nights
'Ricky...boobie'- Taledega Nights

I have a lot , but I obviously can't think on the spot right now lol

'There's no crying in baseball!' A League of Their Own

'You're killing me Smalls!' The Sandlot

I can pretty much quote you the entire movie of 'The Princess Bride' from beginning to end and I love the entire thing!!

'Wesley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I said you were a coward, it was only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the Earth!!'

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Posted by RisiLeigh

I can pretty much quote you the entire movie of 'The Princess Bride' from beginning to end and I love the entire thing!!

'Wesley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I said you were a coward, it was only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the Earth!!'

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I love the other line...I can't quote it though. That's one of my my husband's favorite movies! And, this girl in my office kept repeating it one day. 'My name is... Montoya...'

Billy Madison- oh there are so many! 'hes gonna be a soccer player, he is, he i-is'; 'stop looking at me swan'

I'll have to think of more movies/ tv shows...

Love 'shake and bake'. Love 'The Sandlot'!

I love the part in Wedding Crashers, but I don't think I have it exactly. 'So tell me, what were they like? Were they nice? Were they built for speed or comfort? Oh, you old motor boatin' son of a b!tch!'

The only one I can think of right now are a couple from 'Knocked Up'

'Don't let the door hit you in the Vagina on the way out'

'You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food, huh. Ohh that's mine, not yours. But, you know, because you're family you gotta share. ' I think it's how she says it that makes me laugh so hard!!!

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Posted by ChristineAaron08

Billy Madison- oh there are so many! 'hes gonna be a soccer player, he is, he i-is'; 'stop looking at me swan'

I'll have to think of more movies/ tv shows...

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That's one of my favorite movies!! My favorite part is when the old lady says 'if peeing in your pants is cool, consider me miles davis'

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Posted by Gigi08

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Posted by RisiLeigh

I can pretty much quote you the entire movie of 'The Princess Bride' from beginning to end and I love the entire thing!!

'Wesley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I said you were a coward, it was only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the Earth!!'

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I love the other line...I can't quote it though. That's one of my my husband's favorite movies! And, this girl in my office kept repeating it one day. 'My name is... Montoya...'

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OMG.
'HELLO!! My name is Inego Montoya! You killed my father!!! prepare to die!!'

I'm so with you, i LOVE that movie

one of my faves: marisa tomei and the deer in my cousin vinny

IMAGINE YOU'RE A DEER

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. -Ferris Bueller

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. -Zoolander

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy

The Notebook!!!!!!!!!!

Young Noah:Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a ***** and I tell you when you are a pain in the ***. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-*** thing.
Young Allie: So what?
Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.

hmmm cant think of my absolute favorite but here are a few of my favorites

CHASING AMY-
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as ****, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: [shouting] Because the other three are figments of your ******* imagination!

MADE-
Ricky Slade: Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean? Kick *** pool party thing.


Ricky Slade: Did you just let SCREECH in the ******* club?


25th HOUR
Monty Brogan: Well, **** you, too. **** me, **** you, **** this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ******* job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in ******* training. SLOW THE **** DOWN! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their ***** on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ******* came from! **** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron ******** to jail for ******* LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that ****? Give me a ******* break! Tyco! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ******' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ******' Otisville, J! **** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-***, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist ******** everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ***! **** Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. **** Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ***. **** Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, ******* *****. **** my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. **** this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to ******* ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
[pause]
Monty Brogan: No. No, **** you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb ****!

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Posted by CD516

The Notebook!!!!!!!!!!

Young Noah:Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a ***** and I tell you when you are a pain in the ***. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-*** thing.
Young Allie: So what?
Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.

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OMG LOVE that line... well, I love the whole movie but that part is great and SO true!!

Oh jeez, there are WAY too many!!! A good oldie that I like is from, believe it or not, 'Happy Days'. lol.

In this scene, Fonzie tells the guys that he's getting married. They're so shocked that he'd settle down with somebody, so they wanna know who she is and immediately begin searching the bathroom wall for her name. Fonzie gets all annoyed and yells:

'What are you doing? You don’t marry girls from the wall! Are your MOTHERS on the wall?'

(it was just the best, because even the Fonz admits that no guy wants to marry an 'easy' girl) haha

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my other favs are from 'The Count of Monte Cristo' and there are soooo many I love from there, but here's just one for now

Mercedes: Let it go, Edmund. Let it go. I don’t know what dark plan lies within you. Nor do I know by what design we were asked to live without each other for 16 years. But God has offered us a new beginning.
Dontes: God?
Mercedes: Don’t slap his hand away.
Dontes: Can I never escape Him?
Mercedes: No. He is in everything. Even a kiss.

'I KNOW!' from Friends... I say it alllllllllll the time!

Also that quote from The Notebook that someone else posted. One of my faves!

And from Old School:

'We're goin streakin!! Through the quad, into the gymnasium!'

'Who's streaking?'

'There's more coming.'

Cloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein - --'OOOOvaltine?'

Shirley McClaine in Steel Magnolia's - 'I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years.'

Airplane: 'Oh stewardess! I speak jive. '

And Aragon's speech in Return of the King right before the raid Modor

'Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!'

There really are waaaay too many!

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Posted by lizzie217

My all time fav is from the last episode of Sex and the City!

Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting,
challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.

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I love that one!!!!!

I have two faves but I can't remember the exact one from SATC...it is from the episode where Carrie's Manolos were stolen at a baby shower where she had to take off her shoes at the door. Her friend who hosted it said 'Well Carrie, I don;t see why I should have to pay for your extravagant lifestyle...I have a real life now.' So Carrie wrote a note to her friend telling her that she married herself and she registered for the stolen Manolos...at the end of the episode, Carrie says that it's 'hard to walk in a single person's shoes so you might as well make it a great pair' or something like that

My other one is from Star Trek lol...'the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...' I love that one because it speaks to the selfishness of others outweighing the good for many others i.e., the AIG Bonus thing