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'When I Say _______, I really mean _______.'

skinny237 Posted:

'When I Say _______, I really mean _______.'

I'll start.

When I say I don't want anything for my b-day, I really mean, U better get me something special.



What's yours?
futuremrsfab Posted:

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yours is a good one- just used that yesterday since my birthday is tuesday

my other favorite:

When I say nothings wrong, I really mean, you better figure out what you did & fix it, otherwise no nookie for a LONG time
Kimbalina Posted:

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When i say WHATEVER, I really mean YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT JERK

jessnstu08 Posted:

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When I say whatever I really mean go F yourself

GinaZ Posted:

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When I say 'don't get me anything for xmas we can't afford it', I mean 'don't get me anything for xmas, we can't afford it, but I know you will anyway, so it better be something that costs under $50.'
LOL. DH thinks Im kidding! I'd rather we just go to a nice dinner than buy eachother gifts... I don't think he thinks Im serious though!
GinaZ Posted:

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Posted by jessnstu08

When I say whatever I really mean go F yourself



me too!
RadiantBride Posted:

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Posted by jessnstu08

When I say whatever I really mean go F yourself



Ditto.
skinny237 Posted:

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Here's another 1 that happens to me all the time.


When I say, 'Of course I don't mind if u go out w/ your friends' I really mean, 'I do mind, U better not get home late and I really hate your friends.'
Shelleybean11 Posted:

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When I Say I am too tired, I don't really mean I am TOO tired, I really mean WORK FOR IT
jessnstu08 Posted:

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Posted by Shelleybean11

When I Say I am too tired, I don't really mean I am TOO tired, I really mean WORK FOR IT



love it!
ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by Shelleybean11

When I Say I am too tired, I don't really mean I am TOO tired, I really mean WORK FOR IT



AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When I say 'it's okay that you are going to a BP on the weekend of my birthday' I really mean 'WAAAHHHHH!!!!!'

When I say to your brother 'sure, you can get my DH a floor to ceiling poster of the JOKER from DARK KNIGHT' what I REALLY mean is 'sure get it for him, you idiot - but he is putting it up at work - bc I am not fighting with you since you have SCARFACE posters up in your DINING ROOM!'

Wifeynella Posted:

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When I say 'Fine', I really mean 'I'll drop it for about 2 minutes just so I can re-gauge my point!'

When I say 'nothing's wrong', I really mean 'of course something is wrong but I dont want to discuss it now so drop it.'


DH LOVES (read as loathes) them!
TommysWife08 Posted:

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when i say 'go fuuck yourself'..... oh wait, i really mean 'go fuuck yourself'

agraydc Posted:

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Posted by Shelleybean11

When I Say I am too tired, I don't really mean I am TOO tired, I really mean WORK FOR IT



ditto!!!!!

and when i say 'I would you like to go to ABC or do XYZ' i mean 'I would like to go to ABC or do XYZ' and please do not list out going to 123 or doing 789 and try to come up with other things I would like to do....i just told you what I want to do!!!!!
KK Holiday Posted:

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When I say I'm hungry, I really mean, 'I'm STARVING....why have you let me go this long without food? Now I'm cranky and if we dont eat right now I am going to pass out . And the meal cant be just anything...it has to be delicious.'


KK Holiday Posted:

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Posted by GinaZ


Posted by jessnstu08

When I say whatever I really mean go F yourself



me too!




same here!
ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by KK Holiday

When I say I'm hungry, I really mean, 'I'm STARVING....why have you let me go this long without food? Now I'm cranky and if we dont eat right now I am going to pass out . And the meal cant be just anything...it has to be delicious.'





AH THIS IS ME!!!!!

I am the only adult who has ever cried bc she was hungry. and I have. in front of people!!!!!!
ant n tilde Posted:

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this is too much fun

When I say 'I would like to go see the Rock Center Tree' what I mean is 'I would like to see the tree with YOU' so don't try to pawn me off on my brother who is going to see it with his kids!

MrsD71208 Posted:

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When I say IT DOESN'T matter, I really mean IT DOES MATTER! lol

KK Holiday Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde


Posted by KK Holiday

When I say I'm hungry, I really mean, 'I'm STARVING....why have you let me go this long without food? Now I'm cranky and if we dont eat right now I am going to pass out . And the meal cant be just anything...it has to be delicious.'





AH THIS IS ME!!!!!

I am the only adult who has ever cried bc she was hungry. and I have. in front of people!!!!!!




DH says: 'Whenever a woman tells you she's hungry it's already too late'

i wish i could say it isnt true

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