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when you pee, do you squat or use a neat seat?

hunnybunnyxoxo Posted:

when you pee, do you squat or use a neat seat?

i squat.
cant be bothered with those neat seat things- they fall apart as soon as i start to put them down..
i can never get it right..

i jsut squat..
kns11 Posted:

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Renee615 Posted:

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I am a total germ freak...I line the seat over and over again with TP
drpepper318 Posted:

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Posted by Renee615

I am a total germ freak...I line the seat over and over again with TP


me tooo!!!
I put down like 5 or 6 layers of TP and make sure every single part of the seat is covered completely.
JennNicole Posted:

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I used to squat but than I found that I used to pee all over my self and or the seat sometimes
Now I line the toilet seat and it much nicer for the woman after me , the people that used to be out with me and my laundry thanx me
joshisgirl Posted:

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squat. if i sat, i would take me so much time to line the toilet that i may as well pee on myself.

MushesGirl Posted:

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Posted by joshisgirl

squat. if i sat, i would take me so much time to line the toilet that i may as well pee on myself.



totally. i hover so far above the bowl i'm pretty much standing!
DGoldfarb0776 Posted:

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When using a public toilet (and this means at work too since it's a public building) I either squat or line the toilet with like 5 layers of TP.

We used to have the toliet seat covers at work but then the kids used to try and flush them down the toilet so they stopped buying them- but I hate using them.

Also I would NEVER just sit on a public toilet- that's just nasty imo.
HamptonsBride Posted:

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Posted by gemmifer

I used to squat but than I found that I used to pee all over my self and or the seat sometimes
Now I line the toilet seat and it much nicer for the woman after me , the people that used to be out with me and my laundry thanx me



me too! hahah...and i thought i was the only one that peed myself...DH will be happy to know I am not the only spaz...haha
Brian and Marie Posted:

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If I'm takin a Piss- I SQUAT!!!

If I should have to **** then I'll line it a gazillion times
PegaLega Posted:

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I hover.... I guess you would call it squat

JennNicole Posted:

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Posted by HamptonsBride


Posted by gemmifer

I used to squat but than I found that I used to pee all over my self and or the seat sometimes
Now I line the toilet seat and it much nicer for the woman after me , the people that used to be out with me and my laundry thanx me



me too! hahah...and i thought i was the only one that peed myself...DH will be happy to know I am not the only spaz...haha



oh boy .. ok so I am in order..
a..
dunce
quirky
that there is no help for..
and now a
spaz..

CourtandJon Posted:

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Posted by Renee615

I am a total germ freak...I line the seat over and over again with TP



Me too!!!!!!!!!!! It's like a couch by the time I am done!!!
PreshusSmurf Posted:

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Depends on my level of inebriation.

Most of the time I will use a neat seat or line it with toilet paper .... but if I know that my coordination is off, and I gotta go .... then I'm a squatter / hoverer.
JennNicole Posted:

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Posted by Renee615

I am a total germ freak...I line the seat over and over again with TP



Did someone say GERMS???
Do you all use this after washing your hands

PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by gemmifer




Posted by Renee615

I am a total germ freak...I line the seat over and over again with TP



Did someone say GERMS???
Do you all use this after washing your hands




OMG I hate towels
total friggin germ motels
B22 Posted:

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not only do I sit on it commando... but i clean the seat with my tongue first...

when i go... i go hard.
JennNicole Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

not only do I sit on it commando... but i clean the seat with my tongue first...

when i go... i go hard.


ewwhhh..

Caroline I might want to vomit now.. I just got a visual!
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

not only do I sit on it commando... but i clean the seat with my tongue first...

when i go... i go hard.



ok I just totally threw up in my mouth a little

Did you know that the toilet seat in a public restroom is cleaner then the bottom of your purse
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

not only do I sit on it commando... but i clean the seat with my tongue first...

when i go... i go hard.

OMFG thats not even funny

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