white elephant gift exchange

We were invited to our friends' x-mas party and they are having a white elephant gift exhange. The point is to bring the funniest, tackiest gift you can, and people randomly choose the gift they get.

DH suggested that it would be funny to bring a dildo. I think its funny and my friends will find it funny as well but there will also be people at the party that we don't know and I'm worried that someone who ended up getting might get offended.

Can you ladies help me on what to get?

bring the dildo.
Make DH feel good and think that he's funny.

If you don't know these people, who the ^&*(( cares what they think?

I can assure you that the majority of gifts exchanged will be dirty anyway....and you'd feel stupid giving a prude gift.....like cookies or a Barnes and Noble gift certificate......

go for the dildo!

Unless of course....you're very religious.

thanks - i think we'll do that ...i asked DH to start searching one ---- maybe we'll get one ourselves