Who was the worst dress at your wedding?

Original post by NowAndForever2012

Aug 09, 2007 12:35 PM

I'd have to say a friend of my mothers had on a nasty lime green, short dress. Yeah, and my wedding started at 7:30 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jennifer907 Posted: Oct 14, 2007 01:54 PM

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My cousin wore a black two piece outfit. The bottom was a skirt that is cut on a diaganal and the top is cut on a diagnal to the opposite side, which leaves a huge gape around her tummy. And it's low cut and she's like a DDD.

rfilipofornow Posted: Oct 14, 2007 02:11 PM

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my dad's step sister wore a white dress, similar to the pink flamingo dress up top. my favorite part about it was that it was her WEDDING DRESS that she wore for her marriage to her 6th husband.

NowAndForever2012 Posted: Oct 14, 2007 03:22 PM

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Posted by rfilipofornow

my dad's step sister wore a white dress, similar to the pink flamingo dress up top. my favorite part about it was that it was her WEDDING DRESS that she wore for her marriage to her 6th husband.

oh my.........

rfilipofornow Posted: Oct 14, 2007 03:51 PM

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Posted by BRIDE2K7

Posted by rfilipofornow

my dad's step sister wore a white dress, similar to the pink flamingo dress up top. my favorite part about it was that it was her WEDDING DRESS that she wore for her marriage to her 6th husband.

oh my.........

seriously, it was bad enough before i knew it was her 'wedding dress'. but it gave me a good laugh.

njordan414 Posted: Oct 14, 2007 07:55 PM

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My brothers GF aka the Stalker Bridesmaid,,,,wore a blue dress,,just like my bridesmaids and pieces of her hair wrapped in silver ribbon so she looked like Medusa!!!! It was rediculous and everyone was talking about her!!!!!

MJDoc12 Posted: Oct 14, 2007 09:58 PM

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my brothers' (now ex)GF--aka The Whore--she had a dress that was at least 2 sizes too small for her fat azz....and very short.....so short that MANY guests told me later that they could see up to her snatch....thank god she had underwear. she was so wasted--she kept letting her legs stay wide open---especially after she caught the bo-k and had the garter put on

jaiese Posted: Oct 14, 2007 11:20 PM

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Probably DH's uncle--powder blue jacket, american flag tie and white sneakers. It was kind of funny.
Also, my aunt's boob popped out while she was dancing. Does that count?

portjeffbride Posted: Oct 14, 2007 11:31 PM

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Posted by HelenZ

I have to go through my proofs when I get them for any real contenders, but from what I remember......one of DH's friends, his date wore this really tight, short flesh colored dress.....it really looked like she had nothing on at all! People were commenting to me about it!!

and the other one would have to be BIL's girlfriend who did wear a dress (although I can't remember what it looked like), but NO PANTIES!! I know this for a fact, b/c some of DH's friends were telling us at the reception how her dress flew up in front of the church (it was a little breezy that day), and everyone saw her vagina monologues over there! I have to laugh about it b/c otherwise I don't know what I'd do!! god help me if her vagina is on my wedding video!! oh and btw, she's SIXTEEN years old!!! (BIL is 19).......are you freaking kidding me??? Not that if she was 18 she'd have permission for no underwear but, COME ON!!! You are a walking condom advertisement!!! AND she jumped in the family picture!!! I didn't have the heart to tell her to get out, I wish someone would have!!

OMG you WIN!!!!!

you know, if its on your video raw footage, it could be considered child porn

sorry, I just enjoy laughing at ho-ish faux pas sooooo much

MrsBrags7706 Posted: Oct 15, 2007 11:44 AM

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an aunt....
she was wearing like a housedress!

mycrayon1 Posted: Oct 15, 2007 12:02 PM

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I would have to say all 4 of our crashers, I don't remember what specifically but since they were asked 3 times to leave before they got the hint They get my vote!

HelenZ Posted: Oct 15, 2007 01:21 PM

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Posted by portjeffbride

Posted by HelenZ

I have to go through my proofs when I get them for any real contenders, but from what I remember......one of DH's friends, his date wore this really tight, short flesh colored dress.....it really looked like she had nothing on at all! People were commenting to me about it!!

and the other one would have to be BIL's girlfriend who did wear a dress (although I can't remember what it looked like), but NO PANTIES!! I know this for a fact, b/c some of DH's friends were telling us at the reception how her dress flew up in front of the church (it was a little breezy that day), and everyone saw her vagina monologues over there! I have to laugh about it b/c otherwise I don't know what I'd do!! god help me if her vagina is on my wedding video!! oh and btw, she's SIXTEEN years old!!! (BIL is 19).......are you freaking kidding me??? Not that if she was 18 she'd have permission for no underwear but, COME ON!!! You are a walking condom advertisement!!! AND she jumped in the family picture!!! I didn't have the heart to tell her to get out, I wish someone would have!!

OMG you WIN!!!!!

you know, if its on your video raw footage, it could be considered child porn

sorry, I just enjoy laughing at ho-ish faux pas sooooo much

OMG!!! hilarious!!! child porn!! I better not post it online then, b/c then I'll be distributing child porn!! ha! and I agree w/ you on the rolling of the eyes there my other BIL's have already commented to us that our family picture is ruined b/c she jumped in it!! hope she's not flashing any of her cha cha in that either!!

NowAndForever2012 Posted: Oct 15, 2007 06:00 PM

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Posted by MrsBrags7706

an aunt....
she was wearing like a housedress!

Not a house dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soon2bmrsdunn Posted: Oct 16, 2007 11:16 AM

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My mother's sister who was invited (didn't want to) but declined however did come to the church. She was dressed so bad that one of my parents friends asked my mother why there was a homeless person at the wedding.

I hate this woman (my moher's sister) and when my mother told me what was said all I could do was laugh. My mom was horrified.

CMaria81 Posted: Oct 16, 2007 11:53 AM

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The mother of the flower girl came in jeans and cowboy boots! Her husband came in a suit. How he did not say anything to her while leaving the house is beyond me.

Future Mrs. Posted: Oct 16, 2007 12:02 PM

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I have to tell you....I'm reading through these responses, and in some cases I'm laughing, but deep down inside....I'm disgusted.
A bad dress is a bad dress.....but flip flops? polo shirts? CROCS???????????????????? A kilt on a guest? I can see if its in Scotland, or the groom....but a regular guest?

Where do these people come from?

dianadrw Posted: Oct 16, 2007 01:34 PM

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A friend of my mom's wore a WHITE pantsuit. I was so irritated. I would never ever wear white to someone's wedding!

portjeffbride Posted: Oct 16, 2007 02:38 PM

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love this thread... these posts reflect the guests' poor taste and manners like nothing else.

wearing white, well there's always one of those.... jeans, cowboy boots, polos, and crocs are pretty funny.... but my favorites are, hands down, the people without bras and underwear....

sooooooo classy