With SATC this month-lets share some of our favorite quotes!

Crashing as well...

Carrie: I've done the merry go round I've been through the revolving door I feel like I met somebody I can stand still with for a minute and... don't you wanna stand still with me?

Samantha on blow jobs:
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'

Carrie: If your tired of New York you take a napa, you don't move to Napa!

Carrie: After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces.

Mr. Big: Hey, have you got a light?
Carrie: I quit.
Mr. Big: Aw, we always used to share a cigarette together.
Carrie: We did a lot of things that were bad for me together.

My ALL TIME FAV is when she is leaving for New York and Big is in the limo. They chat and then she gets out and he starts to tell her she's the one and she just goes nuts....I can't remember it all but I love when she says 'You and me NOTHING!'

'I will never be the woman with perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill anything on it.'

That is soooo me!

Carrie: “It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!”

Love that one.

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'I will never be the woman with perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill anything on it.'

That is soooo me!

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Me too! I can wear beige and be fine but white? NEVER! The Tide pen and Shout wipes are my friends.

My personal favorite:

'Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone, just as wild, to run with.'

what about


carrie: How your burger, berger

Carrie: A **** buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of... keep him on call.

Samantha: Ooo, he's like dial-a-****!

Another personal fave:

Carrie: There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section.

When Carrie takes a spill on the runway-

Stanford: OH MY GOD She's fashion roadkill!!

Charlotte: Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.

Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.



Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

Miranda: I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his a s s, there's a problem.

Cab Driver: No smoking in cab.
Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt, a cigarette is in order.



Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk.

Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'



Miranda: Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!”


I better stop, I can be here all day!