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JBC12510 Posted:

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sooooo....i've been dizzy & light headed on and off for 3 days... what does boss lady say? 'I'm thinking its pregnancy!!!'

urgh 1) now every time I get sick people are going to think i'm preggers?? 2) now im gonna bug out that I'm preggers for the next 2 weeks. k great. thanks boss lady.
halfbaked Posted:

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My co-worker says this to me everytime I sneeze. She hasn't been right yet!
ourwedding9510 Posted:

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DH's aunt does it to me ALL the time!

Me: I'm tired
Her: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Me: I feel like cr*p
Her: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Me: SO HUNGRY!
Her: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Me: PRAYING!
Her: BC YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!
(and I was praying because my great uncle was in the hospital)

It's the single most annoying thing in the world right now!
kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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Yep, now that's you're married, every hangnail and stubbed toe = YOU ARE PREGNANT.

Because NO ONE EVER SCREWS before they're married.
Becca2010 Posted:

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Keep a wire hanger in your desk drawer and take it out every time she says you could be pregnant.

Future Mrs H Posted:

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Posted by Becca2010

Keep a wire hanger in your desk drawer and take it out every time she says you could be pregnant.




halfbaked Posted:

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Posted by Becca2010

Keep a wire hanger in your desk drawer and take it out every time she says you could be pregnant.



OMG!
Im_My_Own_Princess Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched
Because NO ONE EVER SCREWS before they're married.





people stopped asking if i were preggers like a month after the wedding cause i was flipping out.

but last night we were at the disney store looking for a bday gift for our niece, my mother was with us and everytime i said 'aww' she was like.. 'go get knocked up and have a girl so you can waste money on this crap'
dh was like 'why dont you get knocked up and have a girl so we can make fun of you for wasting money on this crap'

my mother: 'that shipped has long sailed'
dh: well this one is still docked and isn't going on that voyage for a long time!

TheNextMrs.B Posted:

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess


Posted by kris_gets_hitched
Because NO ONE EVER SCREWS before they're married.





people stopped asking if i were preggers like a month after the wedding cause i was flipping out.

but last night we were at the disney store looking for a bday gift for our niece, my mother was with us and everytime i said 'aww' she was like.. 'go get knocked up and have a girl so you can waste money on this crap'
dh was like 'why dont you get knocked up and have a girl so we can make fun of you for wasting money on this crap'

my mother: 'that shipped has long sailed'
dh: well this one is still docked and isn't going on that voyage for a long time!




Linzee636 Posted:

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess


Posted by kris_gets_hitched

my mother: 'that shipped has long sailed'
dh: well this one is still docked and isn't going on that voyage for a long time!




GENIUS!!!!!!!

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