YOUR MORNING LAUGHS

A big game hunter is on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One night, his wife wakes up to discover her mother is gone, so wakes her husband and insists they go search for the old girl. Rifle in hand, they wander to the edge of camp, where the mother-in-law is backed up against a tree with a huge lion inching towards her. 'Oh no,' screams the wife, 'what are we going to do?' 'Nothing,' replies the husband, 'the lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.'