10 best things to day if caught sleeping at your desk
10. 'They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'
9. 'This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to.'
8. 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in
time!'
7. 'I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.'
6. 'I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.'
5. 'I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?'
4. 'Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.'
3. 'The coffee machine is broken...'
2. 'Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...'
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. ' ... in Jesus' name. Amen.'
9. 'This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to.'
8. 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in
time!'
7. 'I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.'
6. 'I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.'
5. 'I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?'
4. 'Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.'
3. 'The coffee machine is broken...'
2. 'Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...'
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. ' ... in Jesus' name. Amen.'
