12 Commandments of the kitchen
TWELVE COMMANDMENTS OF THE KITCHEN
THE TWELVE COMMANDMENTS OF THE KITCHEN
Submitted by iVillager maven2u
1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
3. A husband who takes out the trash gives you the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
4. If we are what we eat, then you're easy, fast, and cheap.
5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
7. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
8. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
9. (continued below)
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Housework done properly can kill you.
10. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
11. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
12. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
THE TWELVE COMMANDMENTS OF THE KITCHEN
Submitted by iVillager maven2u
1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
3. A husband who takes out the trash gives you the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
4. If we are what we eat, then you're easy, fast, and cheap.
5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
7. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
8. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
9. (continued below)
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Housework done properly can kill you.
10. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
11. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
12. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
