15 (Other) Reasons to Get Married

1. You can (finally) change your Facebook status

2. You have someone to watch bad reality TV - and trade snarky comments - with.

3. Um, hello - gift registry!!

4. Someone else can walk the dog at 11pm on a cold, rainy night.

5. At weddings, you can stay seated during the bouquet toss.

6. 'I need to check with my husband' stops cold callers in their tracks.

7. Two words: health insurance.

8. You have a 'plus one' for infinity.

9. Your cat died.

10. You can stop 'celebrating' being single and admit that you kinda like fighting over the remote, tripping over his tennis shoes and being accountable to someone.

11. Your Netflix queue needs a shot of testosterone.

12. Aunt Helen has officially stopped asking 'When?' at every single family get-together.

13. And now, when Aunt Helen asks, 'When?' - about something else - you can point and say, 'Ask him.'

14. Unless you're a Civil War reenactor, life simply doesn't present that many opportunities to wear a floor-length dress.

15. Someone always has your back.