A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys & spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him 'How would youlike it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?' To which he replied, 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by & he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went and he didn't see her. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
