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4 year old niece

JessicaM. Posted:

4 year old niece

entralled with my azz. she slaps it constantly, leans on it when standing near me and otherwise finds many reasons to touch it. she also gives some hand time to the tatas...but her moms are bigger, so she's probably unsatisfied (could also be a Flores genetic trait)

I get more action from her than from anyone else in my home.

sad, but true.

and the best part is, when she's done...she has the cheek (pun totally intended) to look at me with this little smile and say 'what '
iamvocal72 Posted:

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fabulous!
MJDoc12 Posted:

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my 4 year old niece is enthralled by my boobs for some reason. she runs up to me and puts both hands out and kind of bounces off them. granted, i must admit, my funbags are quite large...but she really likes poking them and saying 'Boing!' when she does.

i guess it's a 4 yr old thing
cindyandkevin Posted:

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My neice just turned 4, is this what I have to look forward to??

She likes to sing and dance and often 'performs' for us. She's also crazy about Kevin, I think she likes the view up there when he picks her up. So anyway, the last time she was here (they live upstate) she was performing for us and all of a sudden plopped down on her rear in front of Kevin and started doing a few pelvic thrusts!!!!!

It was hilarious, she has no idea!!!!
rojerono Posted:

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Fabulous.

One Christmas were at the Brookstone kiosk in the mall with my (THEN) 2 year old son. He was in the stroller and we were looking at stuff. Suddenly he reaches up and smacks the girl who was working there right on the butt! I was like 'ROBBIE!!!!!!!' He looks at me all wide eyed and goes 'What? She got a juicy hienie!'

Funny thing is, when FH went back the next day to buy something, the girl remembered him!
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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My niece doesn't do this to me.

Though my 3 year old nephew asked me if I had a wee wee and it hurt to hold in the laughter.
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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Posted by rojerono

Fabulous.

One Christmas were at the Brookstone kiosk in the mall with my (THEN) 2 year old son. He was in the stroller and we were looking at stuff. Suddenly he reaches up and smacks the girl who was working there right on the butt! I was like 'ROBBIE!!!!!!!' He looks at me all wide eyed and goes 'What? She got a juicy hienie!'

Funny thing is, when FH went back the next day to buy something, the girl remembered him!





How does a 2 year old know someones heiny is 'juicy????'
JessicaM. Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

My niece doesn't do this to me.

Though my 3 year old nephew asked me if I had a wee wee and it hurt to hold in the laughter.



lol...my Godson was looking for my other's niece's wee wee one day.

he couldn't figure out how she peed!

kids are cute.

it's when they are 15 and still doing these things that it is cause for concern
M&S Sept12006 Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.


Posted by JanuaryBride06

My niece doesn't do this to me.

Though my 3 year old nephew asked me if I had a wee wee and it hurt to hold in the laughter.



lol...my Godson was looking for my other's niece's wee wee one day.

he couldn't figure out how she peed!

kids are cute.




OMG the cutest...
rojerono Posted:

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Posted by lipglossjunky73


Posted by rojerono

Fabulous.

One Christmas were at the Brookstone kiosk in the mall with my (THEN) 2 year old son. He was in the stroller and we were looking at stuff. Suddenly he reaches up and smacks the girl who was working there right on the butt! I was like 'ROBBIE!!!!!!!' He looks at me all wide eyed and goes 'What? She got a juicy hienie!'

Funny thing is, when FH went back the next day to buy something, the girl remembered him!





How does a 2 year old know someones heiny is 'juicy????'



My Fault

I used to chase him around the house and say... 'Give me a bite of that juicy heinie!' and he would squeal 'NOOOOO' then I would say 'C'mon... just a little chunka?' and he would say 'NO!!!!!' then I would say 'Pretty please?' and he would turn his little but around and say 'Okay Mommy... but just a little tiny nibble! NO BIG BITES!' ... So I would open my mouth REALLLLY big like I was gonna bite his tush and he would squeal and run again.

Sounds bad when you right it like that... but - well you will see - you just love them so much you wanna bite them! But... not literally...
cindyandkevin Posted:

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Posted by lipglossjunky73


Posted by rojerono

Fabulous.

One Christmas were at the Brookstone kiosk in the mall with my (THEN) 2 year old son. He was in the stroller and we were looking at stuff. Suddenly he reaches up and smacks the girl who was working there right on the butt! I was like 'ROBBIE!!!!!!!' He looks at me all wide eyed and goes 'What? She got a juicy hienie!'

Funny thing is, when FH went back the next day to buy something, the girl remembered him!





How does a 2 year old know someones heiny is 'juicy????'



My Fault

I used to chase him around the house and say... 'Give me a bite of that juicy heinie!' and he would squeal 'NOOOOO' then I would say 'C'mon... just a little chunka?' and he would say 'NO!!!!!' then I would say 'Pretty please?' and he would turn his little but around and say 'Okay Mommy... but just a little tiny nibble! NO BIG BITES!' ... So I would open my mouth REALLLLY big like I was gonna bite his tush and he would squeal and run again.

Sounds bad when you right it like that... but - well you will see - you just love them so much you wanna bite them! But... not literally...



Don't worry, I know what you mean!! Kevin's daughter is 10 so he can't really bite her anymore, but he still likes to give her zerberts!!

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