8 inches!
Do you believe that this came from FH's Aunt!!! OMG
THE RANGE
OF
8
INCHES
LONG.
THE
FUNCTIONING
OF
WHICH
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY
FOUND
HUNG,
DANGLING
READY
LOOSELY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT
BOASTS
OF
A
CLUMP
OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE
AT
THE
OTHER.
IN
USE,
IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES
SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY,
MOIST
OPENING
WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
MANY
TIMES
IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED
BY
SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING
IN
WILL
MOST
SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND,
RESULTING
FROM
THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY
WITHDRAWN,
IT
LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE,
SOME
OF
WHICH
WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF
THE
OPENING
AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER
EVERYTHING
IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS
HAVE
CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING
STATE
OF
REST,
READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY
REACHING
ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES
A
DAY,
BUT
OFTEN
MUCH
LESS.
WHAT AM I?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN A..
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TOOTHBRUSH...
what were you
thinking?
You PERVERT!
GOTCHA!
THE RANGE
OF
8
INCHES
LONG.
THE
FUNCTIONING
OF
WHICH
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY
FOUND
HUNG,
DANGLING
READY
LOOSELY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT
BOASTS
OF
A
CLUMP
OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE
AT
THE
OTHER.
IN
USE,
IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES
SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY,
MOIST
OPENING
WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
MANY
TIMES
IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED
BY
SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING
IN
WILL
MOST
SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND,
RESULTING
FROM
THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY
WITHDRAWN,
IT
LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE,
SOME
OF
WHICH
WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF
THE
OPENING
AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER
EVERYTHING
IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS
HAVE
CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING
STATE
OF
REST,
READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY
REACHING
ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES
A
DAY,
BUT
OFTEN
MUCH
LESS.
WHAT AM I?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN A..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
TOOTHBRUSH...
what were you
thinking?
You PERVERT!
GOTCHA!
