A cute email from a MALE co-worker...
Subject: Husband Mart
A husband shopping center ('Husband Mart') has just opened. A woman may
there choose a husband from among many men. The store comprises six
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. If one opens the door to any
floor, one may choose a man from that floor, but if one goes up a
floor,
one
cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
floor, the sign on the door reads: 'Floor 1 - These men have jobs.'
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, 'Well, that's better than
my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?' So up she goes.
The second-floor sign reads: 'Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.'
The woman remarks to herself, 'That's great, but I wonder what's
further
up?' And up she goes again.
The third-floor sign reads: 'Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and
are extremely good looking.'
'Hmmm, better' she says. 'But I wonder what's upstairs?'
The fourth-floor sign reads: 'Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking, are heterosexual, and help with the housework.'
Wow!' exclaims the woman, 'very tempting. BUT, there must be even
better
selections further up!' So, she again heads up another flight.
The fifth-floor sign reads: 'Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking, are heterosexual, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.'
'Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?'
So
up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: 'Floor 6 - You are visitor
123,456,789,012,345
to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
HusbandMart, and have a nice day.'
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A husband shopping center ('Husband Mart') has just opened. A woman may
there choose a husband from among many men. The store comprises six
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. If one opens the door to any
floor, one may choose a man from that floor, but if one goes up a
floor,
one
cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
floor, the sign on the door reads: 'Floor 1 - These men have jobs.'
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, 'Well, that's better than
my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?' So up she goes.
The second-floor sign reads: 'Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.'
The woman remarks to herself, 'That's great, but I wonder what's
further
up?' And up she goes again.
The third-floor sign reads: 'Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and
are extremely good looking.'
'Hmmm, better' she says. 'But I wonder what's upstairs?'
The fourth-floor sign reads: 'Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking, are heterosexual, and help with the housework.'
Wow!' exclaims the woman, 'very tempting. BUT, there must be even
better
selections further up!' So, she again heads up another flight.
The fifth-floor sign reads: 'Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking, are heterosexual, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.'
'Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?'
So
up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: 'Floor 6 - You are visitor
123,456,789,012,345
to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
HusbandMart, and have a nice day.'
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