A f*cken parrot bit me

lori7570 Posted: Apr 09, 2010 10:37 PM

A f*cken parrot bit me

Social workers and therapists - you'll appreciate this

Went to a new private client today. She was already iffy about me because I sounded 'young' on the phone. So when I went I realized she was crazy about her bird so I acted like I was crazy about her bird. The bird took a piece of apple from me, no problem. So I tri to give it another piece like 10 mins later and the motherf*cker bit my finger hard and wouldn't let go. I was bleeding like crazy, but kept a smile on my face because I need the money

Next time...I'm bringing my cat

flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 09, 2010 10:37 PM

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i HATE birds!

MerSaysEh Posted: Apr 09, 2010 10:39 PM

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my supervisor would say 'and whose needs were you meeting by doing this...?'

fckin bird!

edited for spelling

MrsSx2 Posted: Apr 09, 2010 11:06 PM

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kimmaymb20 Posted: Apr 09, 2010 11:19 PM

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Awwww Lori lol and meatball would so love the parrot ;o)

Lsorrent Posted: Apr 10, 2010 12:53 AM

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If it makes you feel any better, my boss was bit by a kid yesterday, lol.

Cookie De La Devine Posted: Apr 10, 2010 01:03 AM

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I hate birds- next time BBQ the beaked biatch

iHeartMoogle Posted: Apr 10, 2010 01:26 AM

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I hate birds...they creep me out.

CloudNine Posted: Apr 10, 2010 07:50 AM

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lol lori thats pretty funny. meatball would eat that bird!!

Clover23 Posted: Apr 10, 2010 08:22 AM

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@ bringing your cat! i hope your finger is ok!

Bride825 Posted: Apr 10, 2010 09:23 AM

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'I was bleeding like crazy, but kept a smile on my face because I need the money '

T E R I Posted: Apr 10, 2010 09:25 AM

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I'm sorry Lori, you should have killed that stupid bird

I can have Teddy attack it for you

mag2010 Posted: Apr 10, 2010 09:32 AM

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Ouch!! I know how that feels, I have a parrot and have been bitten many time over the years. Your client should have told you not to let your fingers get close....she is stupid. I always warn everyone that comes into my house not to put your fingers or face close to the bird. He was real sweet taking food from you then will turn. Feel better!

bluj786 Posted: Apr 10, 2010 09:40 AM

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i hate f*cking birds, we had a macaw and i hated that thing, he took hold of my finger one day and wouldnt let go, well i had the whole outline of his beak on my fingure along with a big piece of skin missing

lori7570 Posted: Apr 10, 2010 11:51 AM

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Thanks for the sympathy girls!!! I told my 6 year olds about this in group this morning and they all laughed at me...little bastards

Jayla127 Posted: Apr 10, 2010 02:17 PM

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MrsS2be Posted: Apr 10, 2010 02:56 PM

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Oh man that *****! I have the pleasure of living with my adoarable sweet doggie and FH's obnoxious, loud, and unfriendly macaw! I hate that thing and sadly, it will outlive all of us!