A few things I learned from watching Braveheart
1.) If you're in a room with a psychotic king, don't stand by any open windows.
2.) The Irish always have.. and will always be VERY cool!![]()
3.) Don't mess with newlyweds.
4.) If thre's a guy with a big tin can on his head and he's coming towards you with a sword.. either RUN.. or if curiousiity gets the better of you ask him if he's ever been to one of your 'Defender and Protector of Scotland' coronation parties.. and did he bring a gift.
5.) Don't let facial blemishes get out of control. Use Clinique. Hiding in a tower will not solve the problem.
6.) French princesses tend to speak French.
7.) Watch out for Uncles on horseback with a glass eye that's not made of designer glass.
8.) Always have a gigantic buddie who can kick a$$ in a fight and makes you laugh.. but don't invite him to use your bathroom if he has no aim... ewwh.
9.) You can still be a happy person even with 3 arrows in you.. mutiple cuts and bruises.. possible head injuries.. lousy food.. a hand that has been cut-off.. and dreams of an independant homeland going up in smoke.
10). Finally.. try very hard not to lose your head over anything.
Thank you.
2.) The Irish always have.. and will always be VERY cool!
3.) Don't mess with newlyweds.
4.) If thre's a guy with a big tin can on his head and he's coming towards you with a sword.. either RUN.. or if curiousiity gets the better of you ask him if he's ever been to one of your 'Defender and Protector of Scotland' coronation parties.. and did he bring a gift.
5.) Don't let facial blemishes get out of control. Use Clinique. Hiding in a tower will not solve the problem.
6.) French princesses tend to speak French.
7.) Watch out for Uncles on horseback with a glass eye that's not made of designer glass.
8.) Always have a gigantic buddie who can kick a$$ in a fight and makes you laugh.. but don't invite him to use your bathroom if he has no aim... ewwh.
9.) You can still be a happy person even with 3 arrows in you.. mutiple cuts and bruises.. possible head injuries.. lousy food.. a hand that has been cut-off.. and dreams of an independant homeland going up in smoke.
10). Finally.. try very hard not to lose your head over anything.
Thank you.
