A Friday Funny.....
Newlywed Couple Discuss 'Changes' in Behavior
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,
etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have
frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?'
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
'LISTEN UP , DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F&^%BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A$$HOLE?'
and, they lived happily ever after.
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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,
etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have
frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?'
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
'LISTEN UP , DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F&^%BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A$$HOLE?'
and, they lived happily ever after.
